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You don't know about me 

A vague and mysterious phrase to suggest people don't know something about your character which you have kept a close secret. Just like hiding something in the closet.
Andrew shouted loudly and repeatedly 'You don't know about me! You don't know about me!'

you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground 

Figure of meaning that someone doesn't know what they're doing.

you don't know my sandbox 

Away to tell someone they don't know your space, or they don't know your business.

you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground 

"You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground." Illustrate with a pen and paper drawing a circle and a cracked circle. Now ask which is your ass and which is the hole in the ground. Subject points to cracked circle and you mock while pointing to their real derriere.
After listening to untruthful gibberish, you say to person, "you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground."

you don't know shit from your asshole 

To be oblivious or uninformed on a subject you are trying to create a dialogue about.
The fact you think the government faked the moon landing proves you don't know shit from your asshole.

you don't know me 

An expression often yelled by voluptuous women in heat. Meant to convey their rebellious sass, invincibility, and general rejection of white male society. The expression is often utilized in day time talk shows based featuring bootylicious women on quests to find their respective "baby daddies." Warning: Do not mess with this species of female. She will shank you. Also, the phrase rarely makes contextual sense.
Todd: Hey babe, let's go back to my place.

Monica: I ain't yo' ho. I won't give it up that easy.
Todd: Baby, can't I just put the head in?
Monica: YOU DON'T KNOW ME! YOU DON'T KNOW ME! YOU DON'T KNOW ME!