You Are What You Eat

The ultimate comeback to any roast. Even “your family tree LGBT” is left in the dust by this. When stated, the recipient explodes. So does one planet in our solar system. What planet explodes is chosen by the person that said this.

Frank: “You Pussy.”

Dave: “You are what you eat.”

Frank explodes, and so does Neptune.

You Are What You Eat by instagram @matte069 May 16, 2018

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You are what you eat

The proper response to anyone boasting about eating pussy

Lucas: "You won't BELIEVE how much pussy I be eatin'!"
Sarah: "I believe you eat a lot of pussy. They say, 'you are what you eat'."

You are what you eat by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks July 28, 2019

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you are what you eat • you are what you behold • You are what you get injured by • I know you are what you said you are, so what am I? • You need to step out of the shadows and remind people who you are and what you are capable of. Having taken a back seat for so long you may now be a bit of an unknown quantity, which can be made to work in your favor. • I know what you are • DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING!?!?! • unless you know what you are doing • My interest in what you are talking about is low to moderate. • sniffing what you are passing

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