YMMV

"Your Mother's Mini-Van", meaning... kinda lame and/or frumpy.

She didn't give the best bj's, but damn, definitely not YMMV when she's on top.

by TheDDog January 20, 2011

YMMV

You Make Me Vomit

You are disgusting!

YMMV! I'm tired of your s***!

by Ursprunglig January 12, 2009

YMMV

YMMV (YOU MAKE ME VOMIT!)

You're a puke-generator!

You're disgusting! YMMV!

YMMV!! I can't stand you! Get AWAY!! YMMV!!

by Ursprunglig February 16, 2008

ymmv

Literally means "Your mileage may vary" but is often used in forum talk meaning that your results will vary

"There is a great sale going on at the store, most under $10, but YMMV"

by Quintox July 19, 2006

ymmv

Internet shorthand used to represent 'your mileage may vary' meaning 'how far you will be able to go depends on (usually external) factors relating to yourself', such as locality. Often used in deal forums to indicate that the OP (original poster) was able to complete the deal but it is unlikely or uncertain that others will be able to do the same. Can also be used to represent 'your market may vary' which is more appropriate for internet deal forums and more easily translates to some, especially people foreign to the english language. Often used in internet forums to indicate the likelyhood of something happening is uncertain.

I got that Hard Drive for a quarter, but ymmv!

by Doobie Munchen June 2, 2007

ymmv

Your mouth, my vagina

I asked if oral sex was safe and the escort said it is ymmv.

by Yessir Itsme December 27, 2007