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are you ready to get high, drunk, and fucked. You are going to be xfinityifyed
last night a girl broke in when I was xfinityifyed and she fucked me.
by jjefjsefjsebffbksjefbjekfbjsef December 9, 2023
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xfinity

are you ready to get high, drunk, and fucked. You are going to be xfinityifyed
last night a girl broke in when I was xfinityifyed and she fucked me.
by jjefjsefjsebffbksjefbjekfbjsef December 9, 2023
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xfinity

(verb) To blow up the phone tree and live chat for 3+ days in order to get some results. Typically results include account credits well past what support is allowed to give, continuous escalations from manager's managers to manager's managers, and phone calls from executives' personal phones.
Fuck Amazon. I swear to god if they do not give me credit for their fuckup I am going to xfinity the shit out of them.
by Senor Snuffleupagus November 14, 2025
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Xfinity and virginity

The complete opposite of Netflix and chill. You do this with somebody when there is no sexual activity what so ever.
I told my dad I got some one pregnant over netflix and chill but he said I should have xfinity and virginity instead.
by BoredomIsReal December 31, 2015
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xfinity wifi

literally the worst internet service there is. constant outages and stupid limits are their company motto. if you want to throw away hundreds of dollars and get no help and nothing but shitty service, this is the service for you.
John: Hey man lets go play some games online!
Jack: I can't xfinity wifi has blocked me from using my own service
by xfinitywifisucks July 30, 2017
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xfinity and virginity

Is the opposite of netflix and chill and involves you just hanging with your boo. ( None of that "you know what")
"Hey you wanna netflix and chill?" -Guy

"No, Im really xfinity and virginity kind of person."
by Nice Guy101 January 9, 2016
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xfinity and loose your virginity

Similar to netflix and chill but watching xfinity instead
Person 1: are we gonna have sex tonight?
Person 2: Yeah babe, we're gonna xfinity and loose your virginity
by (not really) BILL NOETH September 13, 2016
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