Prison wallet

The anal cavity of a convict, used to store valued possessions like drugs and weapons. Keistering is the fine art of stashing and withdrawing items from the prison wallet.

How'd he get that shit past security?
Easy, he just stashed it in his prison wallet.

by K. Washington July 26, 2016

walletfuck

When a captive audience of consumers, such as concertgoers or tourists, wind up paying through the nose for low quality food or merchandise.

You can't escape a helluva walletfuck in these little beach town shops and restaurants.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 27, 2017

Jackie welles

The alternative name to the famous Moscow mule. Made with vodka, spicy ginger beer, and lime juice. But the special ingredient that makes this drink a jackie welles is a dash of LOVE.

You ever order a Jackie welles?
No whats in it?
Simple just vodka, limejuice, and ginger beer. Oh and a splash of love.

by Scaryan December 12, 2020

walking wallet

(noun) A spouse or significant other whose only role is that of financial support. Generally, said walking wallet often remains in the relationship for want of sex. The walking wallet is normally the antithesis of the golddigger or its male equivalent.

After he became married to Susan and fathered kids, she cut off the sex and closeness, and John became the walking wallet.

by Lefty September 11, 2005

rusty wallet

when feces gets in the vagina in any way. or a feces encrusted vagina. term comes from "rusty trombone, and ham wallet"

by wiping from back to front, she gave herself a rusty wallet

by rusty wallacce April 15, 2010

obese wallet

Referring to a wallet filled with tons of cash. West coast rapper Sayef Aranki aka Analyst founded the term. He's said to have first used the term in one of his tracks entitled "Victory Freestyle."

Victory Freestyle: "I stay starvin' thats the way I keep my wallet obese"

Term used in sentence: "Yea I'm slim, but I got an obese wallet"

by Marc Soto January 9, 2008

Great Walled

1. When a large group of Asian tourists-- the kind that are aloof and seem to be unaware of their surroundings and are roaming in a pack down the sidewalk--blocks the entire sidewalk, leaving you unable to move. The stoppage is usually caused by the group's collectively pointing at some mundane object, such as a McDonald's Arch or run down used book store.

2. Getting cock blocked by a fat chinese girl.

1. Today when I was walking near campus, I got great walled by a busload of chinese tourists pointing at the Asian Art Museum.

2. Dude I was totally about to bust a nut in my MAIN BITCH Jade Xiang's ass but her fucking friend "Rain" great walled me.

by THE COUNTRY BUTCHER April 1, 2009