Curly Wurly

Popular in the 60's and 70's, the Curly Wurly is the act of inserting ones finger to the second knuckle, bending at the first knuckle and twisting counterclockwise as to create a hook to scrape encrusted poo off of the anus walls.

1. Shirley gave me the most rotten Curly Wurly last night I could smell her finger from a mile away.

2. "And little Early-Pearly came by with her curly wurly and asked me if I needed a ride" - Blinded By the Light-

by Spring Break Keesling January 4, 2012

curly wurly

A homsexual individual with apauling footballing skills (tends to do too many pass-backs). Often has many realtions, allthough very few are brothers, sisters, aunts, the majority of all relations tend to be uncles. Curly wurlys often have unreasonably large afro's making them terrible to sit behind in cinemas. Another characteristic of the curly wurly is its love of all MEAT products. Vulnerable to only three things: Vegetables, Manchester United insults and members of the Female species.

"Get lost curly wurly"

by King Loz June 4, 2003

Turley Wurly

Someone who people refer to as a ‘Curly Wurly’ so she will say “Shut uppppp”

Someone who’s surname rhymes with Wurly

“Hello Turley Wurly’
“shut up joe!”

by yolo pooooo October 4, 2019

Turley Wurly

Someone who gets called Turkey Wurly which rhymes with “Curly wurley”.

This is done to annoy someone :)

“Hi Turley Wurly,”
“Shut up joe!”

by yolo pooooo October 4, 2019

Curly Wurly

Having shit in your pubic hair

"Sorry I couldn't meet up with you on time, I was in the bathroom for an hour, sorting out my curly wurly."

by Oowoo_milord December 2, 2021

Pearly wurly

Eyes

"You have such beautiful pearly wurlys!"

by Billy Geronimo February 18, 2024

chris the curly wurly

IF I HAVE 5 CURLY WURLYS AND I SAY LOOK GYALS I HAVE % CURLY WURLLYS FOR 90p ALL 5 GIRLS WILL WANT MY CURLY WURLY
MOLLY I WORK AS A DELIVERY DRIVER YEAH OF GOODS SO I WORK FOR AMAZON

chris the curly wurly LOVES CURLY WURLY

by anonymous May 10, 2024