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fart wrenching 

An event, typically of a rather stinky nature, that causes sadness and despair but is more ironic than genuinely depressing.
Damn dude we lost the clan war, that’s fucking fart wrenching.

Ass wrenching

The act of pulling ones insides out through ones anus
Dad gave me an ass wrenching after dinner last night

nut wrenching cold 

So cold that the testicles bid a hasty retreat into the body. The coldest of cold. Even colder than butt ass cold.
Bro I can barely walk outside. It's nut wrenching cold.

Ferret Wrenching 

Ferret Wrenching occurs when you gape open the rectum of a ferret, and proceed to go balls deep. Now that the ferret is snugly wrapped around your Johnson you take their arms and make it cosplay as a machine gun but......instead of bullets, you guessed it! Your hot gooey semen. As you nut, filling the ferret with love the teeth act as a bullet carver, giving you spurts of semen the perfect shape.
Ferret Wrenching

Sexual act with gargantuan amounts of blood against a ferret.

Last Saturday I released the biggest nut while wrenching my newborn ferret.
Ferret Wrenching by legionisawful November 7, 2017

Are you still wrenching? 

Tom: what's up Tim?
Tim: nothing much
Tom: hey are you still wrenching?

dry wrenching

To enthusiastically dry hump despite the need of some form of lubricant to make the act a pleasant one.
Clare was red raw from dry wrenching the nubile young pool boy for several hours.
dry wrenching by Ginbreakfast March 2, 2014