World of Warcraft Noob

A kid that plays the MMORPG known as "World of Warcraft", also known as "WoW". World of Warcraft Noobs will usually go around bashing other MMORPG's and saying WoW is better.

Usually, when someone says they don't want to pay $15 a month for an online game, a "World of Warcraft Noob" will usually reply with something like, "thats jus becuz u cnt aford it".
This isn't talking about ALL World of Warcraft players, only the ones who bash other MMORPG's.

-This takes place on a YouTube video about RuneScape gameplay-
RuneScape Player 1: "Wow, that quest took me forever to finish!"
RuneScape Player 2: "It wasn't that hard, it took me like an hour."
World of Warcraft Noob: "wtf runescape sux, play wow its much better, it has 3d graphics!"
RuneScape Player 1: We don't wanna pay $15 a month for an online game, please leave"
World of Warcraft Noob: wll thats cuz u cnt aford it! u poor hobo!

No, I am not a RuneScape player by the way, just used it as an example...

by -Please Insert Name Here- July 12, 2009

world of warcraft

World of Warcraft- WoW is kind of like smoking. You don't see what all the fuss is about in the beginning, until one of your friends gives you a free taste. Still, you can't see how addicting it is until you have tried it a few times. Then you start buying it, and using it by the bundle, and you can't seem to stop. You'll do anything just to get a few good hours in with your favorite pasttime. You slowly start to lose touch with former friends and family, and meet lots of strange new people with a similar addiction. Prolonged use can lead to death. It's very difficult to get out of your system, you must rely on the strangth of others, for your willpower has ben sapped.
General Surgeons Warning- Not intended for oral or anal use. WoW shouldn't be used if you suffer from seizures or are an expectant mother. Side effects include obsession, nausea, vomiting, and pink eye. Ask you doctor before using.

I've wasted 1,000 hours of my life playing World of Warcraft. The closest I've spent this much on time on something is porn. - cyberNinja62333

by HomocidalRobot July 22, 2006

World of Warcraft

A highly entertaining mmorpg that is played by a wide variety of people. some get addicted to it like its crack cocaine, and some only play it a few times a month. The level of addiction all depends on the person playing it.

You know your a heavy World of Warcraft player when WoW starts interferring with your life. You know your a WoW addict when your life starts interferring with your WoW.

by Gabe Toehurts October 2, 2005

World Of Warcrack

Is a slang term for World Of Warcraft, used generally in the first person, and when you are addicted to the game. May also be used in Third Person.

"Man, I Played World Of Warcrack For about 13 hours non-stop yesterday!"

by TacoBandito April 23, 2006

World of Warcraft

what is the reason i got rejected from all the colleges i applied to

You: hey how are your college applications going?
Me: stfu im playing World of Warcraft

by L2P September 10, 2006

World of Warcraft

A game were nobody but the company taking your money wins. Often replaces one's social life.

Obese gamer: *Snort*OMFG!! I'm almost to Level 49!!! Lawlz!!!
---3 thousand miles away at Blizzard Entertainment---
Blizzard CEO: Wow! Who knew soaking in a swimming pool full of Cristal and women could be so fun! Release the World of Warcraft expansion pack, so I can afford the house of solid gold!

by BMS June 18, 2006

world of warcraft

A video game that millions of people choose to play during their spare time.

Some people choose to spend their spare time watching laguna beach or bromance. Personally, I'd rather slay a giant fucking dragon in World of Warcraft. So fuck off.

by jimmyassclown February 12, 2009