woodie

An erection.

Look at that donkey over there. His woodie is quite magnificent.

by Bungalow Bill February 16, 2002

Woodied

To get wasted and then to be sick for the rest of the night. Also, in between your acts of sickness, you wildly claim to the nearest person that you will never do this again. You will also reveal all your fantasies about the girl that you fancy. This act of being woodied usually happens to people who are lightweight when taking alcohol.

"Dude, you were so woodied last night"

by Graham1993 December 1, 2009

woody

erect penis

"she was so hot, I sprang a woody"

by morningwood faerie February 5, 2003

Woody

Woody is a boy every girl falls for. His soft, silky hair and his cute face will be the death of you. He doesn't usually get into fights, but if he does, he wins. If you know a woody you're so lucky!

"Who's that boy?"
"Oh, that's Woody, he's so attractive!"

by MaeXoXo December 24, 2018

woody

a badass nickname. i.e Hard Wood, Woodstock, Mr. Wood, Woodson, woodrow

Dude! I heard that kid woody is here!

by dh woodyy February 9, 2012

woody

a carved wooden penis that men from the 17th century put down their pants to appear well endowed.

Do you have a woody or are you just glad to see me?

by Razamataz September 11, 2013

Woody

the best person you’ll ever meet he is sweet kind considerate and not to mention extremely hot if you ever get a chance with him you will be treated like a queen and he will constantly tell you how much you mean to him but make sure you look after him he’s one of the best boys you will ever meet and you don’t want to loose him

girl out for my man: omg is that woody??
me: YEH AND HES MINE SO BACK OFF

by nobobybabs February 8, 2019