Woodstock, Illinois

Woodstock Illinois is a small town located in the far northwest of Chicago. It’s hightlight is their town square where Grounghog Day was filmed in the 90s. The town is a Mecca for illegal immigrants, wannabe gangsters, hippies, homeless, and drug abusers. The older residents, who’ve never left town, wonder how this quaint little town has gone to shit over the years. On weekends, the “downtown” bar whores run aloof; they’re diseased so beware of them. There are multiple Mexican restaurants.. hardly anything else. If you’re looking for a good taco, some cocaine, or an easy chick to take home just hop on the Metra train from Olgilvie Station and have them drop you off at the second to last stop from the end of the line.

Where are you from?

I’m from Woodstock, ILLINOIS.
Is that near Chicago?
Yes (easier than explaining it is nowhere)

by Planejain May 28, 2018

Its Woodstock

The greatest concert and spiritual acid journey ever. In which, two women gave birth, millions conceived, and one death was recorded. Used in an excuse or phrase for doing something unexplainable by referencing the event called Woodstock and can be used in the combination with "because" and "doesn't matter"

ex. 1
Bro: You getten' erect in the locker room

Other guy: Doesn't matter man its Woodstock.

ex. 2
Little Brother: why are you on the roof

Big Bro: Because it woodstock! (jumps to shallow end in pool while on acid)

ex. 3
Bum: (playing guitar) Give me change!

You: why?!

Bum: because its Woodstock!

You: its 2011!

Bum: Doesnt matter man its Woodstock!

*Can be used on any question*

by JAB Team February 23, 2011

Woodstock Union High School

A wonderful place where everyone smokes weed and drinks. The student body consists of almost all preppy rich kids, stoners, and redneck trash. A small portion of the school, often referred to as the "brothers" (not a reference to black people, which there are none of in Vermont) actually know how to get jiggy with it on the weekends. Also, almost everyone sells pot.

Guy 1: Hey man, where can I get some weed?

Guy 2: Just ask any of the students at Woodstock Union High School, they're all selling or tokin'.

by VanillaThunder February 24, 2015

Woodstock

1.A festival that took place in White Lake, NY in 1969.

2.A hippie town in New York that consists of hippies, environmentalists, bums, etc

1. My mom went to Woodstock '69.

2. Lets go smoke on the green in Woodstock.

by ArchieBunker April 4, 2004

Woodstock 99

Woodstock 99 was a rock festival held on the Griffis Air Force Base in Rome, New York, USA, starting on Thursday 22 July 1999, and ending 3 days later that Sunday. The event was one of the 3 festivals (alongside Woodstock '94) that attempted to emulate the "peace, love, and music" of the hippie movement more often than not associated with the original Woodstock '69 festival held in Bethel, NY. The festival is universally branded as a dismal failure marred with sexual violence, vandalism, drug trafficking, rioting, and fires. Many famous acts at the festival include Limp Bizkit, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Korn, DMX, Metallica, Kid Rock, Insane Clown Posse, Rage Against the Machine, and The Tragically Hip.

All in all, 44 arrests were made, 2 people (the media loves to say 3 people) died, 4 sexual assaults were identified, and thousands were injured.

"Which festival did Dad go to back in 1999?"

"You mean that shitshow Woodstock 99?"

by WOODSTOCK GUY April 21, 2022

woodstock, georgia

Woodstock, Georgia used to be a small town until the hipsters took it over.

DAMN when did all these hipsters move to Woodstock, Georgia?!

by IRCheshire May 24, 2018

Woodstock High School

God damn mother fucking cock ass stupid piece of shit.

You're such a woodstock high school.

by THEPOUCHLESSMARSUPIAL September 30, 2016