wondermonkey

1. Refers to someone technologically apt, ie good with all that is technical/electrical (computers/phones/etc.)

2. Often used to fondly refer to a member of a organisation's IT or tech support division.

Example 1
Man 1: I'm having trouble with my computer again!
Man 2: Get on the phone and ask one of the wonder monkeys to check it out.

Example 2
Man 1: I couldn't figure out how to get my phone to do it so I asked Barry. He done it in two seconds.

Man 2: No wonder, that guy is a total wondermonkey

by damascuslily November 12, 2015

wonderworks fever

When you are so tired of working at wonderworks that you just stop showing up

Employee 1, Where’s Caitlyn? she hasn’t shown up for over 2 weeks.
Employee 2, idk she probably caught wonderworks fever

by :0<====8 August 24, 2022

wonderfuck

To be really annoyed; stressed; or upset and pretend you aren't. Usually said with sarcasm.

Best friend 1: Hey how are you?
Best friend 2: I'm wonderfuck how about you?
Best friend 1: why?
Best friend 2: My mom is cheating on my dad, and i failed my history test.
Best friend 1: that sucks dude. I'm pretty good.

by Emilinan March 18, 2009

wonderfuck

A word created and used only by the embarassingly inferior of people, mainly heavy-set blonde chicks who'd like to think they're highly creative and original for using the word. Used appropriately, "wonderfuck" would referrence the mental state of any given individual who's recently experienced any heavy, typically negative, intrinsic or extrinsic experience. Despite rolling off the tongue nicely, you do not want to be caught dead in public saying this word. You'd just as well fart as noisily as possible and slap everyone in a ten-foot radius, as it'd have the same effect on people.

Girl: "Whoa, man. My cat just died, I was evicted from my apartment and the doctor told me earlier that I have tumors in my ovaries. What a wonderfuck."

Man: "Yeah, well you deserve it you damn cunt."

by Sam Havey April 28, 2006

Wonderfuckle

When something is fuckingly wonderful.

Eric: "Dude, your girlfriend looks hot today"
Josh: "No man, she looks wonderfuckle"

by VinceKing June 21, 2010

Wonderfucktastic

Annoying, awful, inconvenient, ridiculous, stupid, dumb, lame,.

This psychology assignment is WONDERFUCKTASTIC!

by Shaznitz March 22, 2009

wondermonkey

A one man cult based on the rejection of all doctrines and formalised religious ideas and structures, including those comprising Chaos Magick(tm).

This cult is characterised by a disciplined yet freeform approach to the exploration of magickal and spiritual reality, unrestrained silliness based on the trancendent value of laughter, and a strict prohibition on proselytization.

Ah crap, the wondermonkey's passed out on the floor again. Get the markers.

by Chuckles, the Wonder Monkey November 17, 2004