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Getting a hot carl from Reginald ValJohnson himself.
Holy Shit! I just saw Reginald ValJohnson on a plane heading to Tuscola from Ohare. I said I was his biggest fan so he shit in my mouth! I loved every minute munching on that oozing winslow deuce that I almost sticky maced myself. I love getting hot winslowed!
by Hot Carlos May 10, 2005
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slang for a gigantic crap, comes from 3 brown-skinned TV families.
That wasn't just the Cosby kids I dropped off there, it was the Cosbys, Winslows, AND Jeffersons!
by Nick D April 3, 2003
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Windblows

A newer joke, pointed as Microsoft's Windows. Invented to point out how much it blows.
Dude, get off the fscking Windblows and get a Linux Box! Tux rules!
by shinji-kun January 4, 2004
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Carl Winslow

A big sandwich preferably made with a whole loaf of French bread, a whole head of lettuce, lots of meat, and all the other accoutrements. Originated by Carl and Eddie Winslow on the show Family Matters. Good drunk food.
Man I am hungry I think I’m gonna make me a Carl Winslow.
by TimboIA April 25, 2007
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judy winslowed

v. -To disappear with no reason or explanation.
-To be cut off from a social group/team/family because they are a worthless ass with ugly hair.

Derives from the tv show "Family Matters" in which Judy Winslow mysteriously disappears. No explanation was given, and nobody seemed to really give a shit that she was gone. They just decided she wasn't worth the trouble.
The term "rachel" could also be used to explain someone who also mysteriously disappears and just leaves her kid behind.
Little Girl: "Daddy, howcome all my things are gone and my bedroom is full of your sports memorbilia?"
Father: "Sorry, I just can't deal with your shit anymore, you're being Judy Winslowed."

Boy: "Hey coach, howcome my name is no longer on the roster of the school chess team?"
Coach: "meh, no reason really...it's called being Judy Winslowed, kid, get used to it!
by Judy Winslow May 16, 2006
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Carl Winslow

1. The greatest human being, real or fictional, to walk the earth. Carl Winslow embodies everything that is good and pure in the world. His very existence is the faint but perpetually shining light emerging from the existential abyss.

2. See: God
In the beginning Carl Winslow created the heavens and the earth.
Now the earth was a formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and Carl Winslow was hovering over the waters.

And Carl Winslow said, "Let there be light," and there was light. Carl Winslow saw that the light was good, and He separated the light from the darkness. Carl Winslow called the light "day," and the darkness he called "night." And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.
by Leonard Nimoy Jr. February 4, 2008
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DAMN that was a big ass dump...I just dropped off the cosbys, winslows, and the jeffersons!
by Nick D February 7, 2003
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