Juggalo Windpipe

In the act of having sex with a girl, excuse yourself from the room. Go to the bathroom, put on clown makeup and jump back in the room. Shout "JUGGALO RYDA WEST SIDE", then blow down her neck until she is no longer breathing. Proceed to penetrate her with an AIDS infected dildo.

John: Hey man I just did a Juggalo Windpipe on my ex.

Steve: Is she alright?

John: No, she's dead.

by ZachFromLindy October 6, 2012

saliva windpipe

The act of sensually sucking on the tongue of your significant other.

Wow I really want Desmond and Jack from LOST to saliva windpipe each other right in the mouth so hard.

by Big fudge February 14, 2015

Californian Windpipe

The Californian Windpipe is a maneuver in which a female (or sometimes a male) puts any sort of flute, piccolo, wind blown instrument into either:

exhibit a; the vagina

or

exhibit b; the ass.
They then proceed to fart/queef and perform a somewhat artistic piece of work.
usually followed by excessive cleaning of the instrument,
or if it isn't theirs, placement back where it came from.
very difficult maneuver with very few masters.

Dude, i played Marry Had a Little Lamb by doing the Californian Windpipe.

Skill.
Was that before or after you pulled the Alabama Hot Pocket and Abraham Lincoln on that skank?

by [e-mail] September 15, 2009

frozen windpipe

a frozen wind pipe is a sexual act where you poop in a ziplock bag, freeze it and re-insert it in your partners ass.

oh please give me another frozen windpipe today, it made my insides cold for hours.

by kees March 8, 2008

Canadian Windpipe

When in Canada, your best pal pees in your mouth, and it will eventually turn into a Canadian Windpipe due to it freezing in your mouth.

"Ay, can you please give me a Canadian Windpipe? My throat is parched." - Dr. Hoffman

by Maggie V Raps June 13, 2019

Windpisser

An individual who tries so hard at doing something but will never succeed in getting it done because he or she is always set up to fail. If that task were to simply take a piss, a wind shall blow the piss back on him or her no matter the direction he or she faces.

My teacher Ms. Shannon is such a windpisser. She's trying to teach our math class the quadratic formula. None of us even know how to add or subtract.

by Mavelous March 11, 2013

Windsier

Windsier is the worst hotel on Roblox. The owner is also very bad at his job. From treating staff like dirt, to lying about payment times, he is a not a good owner. In another way of being bad, he has a wife, a kid, and he is 20 years old. He is a married 20 year old with a child that bullies children online. He also does not have a real job. He makes roughly $13 a day from Roblox. GG.

The Windsier hotel is the worst hotel I've seen in my life.

by Benjifys April 1, 2020