willocky wollocky

When something isn't quite straight

Oh for Christ sake, I've parked the car willocky wollocky again.

by Mummysueandfleurytoo May 3, 2016

Wellocks

To do something badly.

'What a load of wellocks'
'He definitely talks a load of Wellocks'
'Did you hear that sports bulletin? Absolute wellocks'
'None of you know what you are doing - and all i seem to hear is a stream of utter Wellocks.....'

by Axis of Ignorance June 12, 2019

wollocks

'bullshit' to call out someone/something

can also be 'taking the piss'

Your story is absolute wollocks

Your taking the wollocks

by bidgickdaddy69 January 25, 2022

Willock

The feeling that your alone and about to cook but your parents come home and now you don’t want to.

I felt willock when I was cooking and my parents came home early.

by Tidewater13 November 4, 2025