A repeated banshee like cry made by a young scallywag after he skeets a super-human distance onto the very accomodating body of his skeezer, or preferably into her eyes, which elicits a similar banshee-like cry from her, terrorising all other occupants of the domicile. An especially talented scallywag would the use this opportunity to complete a gorilla mask. Not to be confused with a loaded fist.
Chris: WILKO! WILKO! WILKO! WILKO!
Lex(frightened by ruckus enters Chris's room): What the fuck, Chris??
Chris: Look man, I got her from here.
Skank: Mmmmm, delicious!
Lex(frightened by ruckus enters Chris's room): What the fuck, Chris??
Chris: Look man, I got her from here.
Skank: Mmmmm, delicious!
by eldog_brisbane March 6, 2008
Get the Wilkomug. The position adopted when needing to pass solids but confronted with a fetid, overflowing and/or urine soaked toilet.
Derived from and identical to the stance of England rugby player Jonny Wilkinson before he takes a conversion/penalty, as in "to do a Wilko"
Commonly used in festival toilets, workman’s portaloos and developing countries.
Derived from and identical to the stance of England rugby player Jonny Wilkinson before he takes a conversion/penalty, as in "to do a Wilko"
Commonly used in festival toilets, workman’s portaloos and developing countries.
"Horrid bangers and mash forced me to do a Wilko"
"Toilet seat soaked in piss? Time for Wilko!"
Wife - "How many times have I told you to put the seat up before you tinkle?"
Husband - "Don't worry darling, just do a Wilko"
"Toilet seat soaked in piss? Time for Wilko!"
Wife - "How many times have I told you to put the seat up before you tinkle?"
Husband - "Don't worry darling, just do a Wilko"
by Pikmix December 14, 2008
Get the Wilkomug. To be absolutly stupid, to be worse than a blonde.
Also you think you said something, when...you didnt.
Also you think you said something, when...you didnt.
by Bubzie June 22, 2005
Get the wilkomug. Derived from the name "Emma Wilkinson" and meaning a person who is incredibly jealous and/or disgusting.
by chris March 24, 2005
Get the Wilkomug. A fat teenager that makes up a lot of nonsense. Usually lives in a council house and loves traction engines. A wilko's breath normally smells like rotten garbage.
'That fat kid that loves traction engines is such a wilko'
'Hey, that kid's breath stinks and he lives on Queen Street, he must be a wilko!'
'Hey, that kid's breath stinks and he lives on Queen Street, he must be a wilko!'
by JimmyJimJimJim July 28, 2008
Get the wilkomug. "Did you see that bartender that cut off serving me tequila shots, he got all Steve Wilkos on me when I wouldn't leave."
by KillerMongaloid November 1, 2009
Get the Steve Wilkosmug. by Mr fang April 21, 2021
Get the Brandon wilkomug.