A repeated banshee like cry made by a young scallywag after he skeets a super-human distance onto the very accomodating body of his skeezer, or preferably into her eyes, which elicits a similar banshee-like cry from her, terrorising all other occupants of the domicile. An especially talented scallywag would the use this opportunity to complete a gorilla mask. Not to be confused with a loaded fist.
Chris: WILKO! WILKO! WILKO! WILKO!
Lex(frightened by ruckus enters Chris's room): What the fuck, Chris??
Chris: Look man, I got her from here.
Skank: Mmmmm, delicious!
Lex(frightened by ruckus enters Chris's room): What the fuck, Chris??
Chris: Look man, I got her from here.
Skank: Mmmmm, delicious!
by eldog_brisbane March 06, 2008
The position adopted when needing to pass solids but confronted with a fetid, overflowing and/or urine soaked toilet.
Derived from and identical to the stance of England rugby player Jonny Wilkinson before he takes a conversion/penalty, as in "to do a Wilko"
Commonly used in festival toilets, workman’s portaloos and developing countries.
Derived from and identical to the stance of England rugby player Jonny Wilkinson before he takes a conversion/penalty, as in "to do a Wilko"
Commonly used in festival toilets, workman’s portaloos and developing countries.
"Horrid bangers and mash forced me to do a Wilko"
"Toilet seat soaked in piss? Time for Wilko!"
Wife - "How many times have I told you to put the seat up before you tinkle?"
Husband - "Don't worry darling, just do a Wilko"
"Toilet seat soaked in piss? Time for Wilko!"
Wife - "How many times have I told you to put the seat up before you tinkle?"
Husband - "Don't worry darling, just do a Wilko"
by Pikmix February 27, 2007
To be absolutly stupid, to be worse than a blonde.
Also you think you said something, when...you didnt.
Also you think you said something, when...you didnt.
by Bubzie June 09, 2005
Derived from the name "Emma Wilkinson" and meaning a person who is incredibly jealous and/or disgusting.
by chris March 24, 2005
A fat teenager that makes up a lot of nonsense. Usually lives in a council house and loves traction engines. A wilko's breath normally smells like rotten garbage.
'That fat kid that loves traction engines is such a wilko'
'Hey, that kid's breath stinks and he lives on Queen Street, he must be a wilko!'
'Hey, that kid's breath stinks and he lives on Queen Street, he must be a wilko!'
by JimmyJimJimJim November 25, 2005
"Did you see that bartender that cut off serving me tequila shots, he got all Steve Wilkos on me when I wouldn't leave."
by KillerMongaloid November 01, 2009
by Mr fang April 21, 2021