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Wii , iPad ------> SEX!
Man ! Have you seen the new Wii U? It's like a drunk Wii knocked up an iPad !
by M.Aurelio December 2, 2011
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The fricking disgrace of a console that is somehow a sequel to the best console ever, the Wii
Guy #1: Hey, you got a Wii?
Guy #2: Yeah, I've got a Wii U!
Guy #1: you God forsaken disgrace of a failed abortion...
by Scott The Woz October 31, 2020
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Wii U

The suuccessor to the Nintendo Wii, announced in June 2011 at E3.
Wii U like to play?

lolwut, that's a silly name!
by General Echidna December 2, 2011
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NO ITS NOT AN EXTENSION TO THE WII
Me: So I got a new console, the Wii U
Other human: you don’t have a Wii, how can you use it?
Me: uh it’s a new console different from the Wii?
Other human: why does it say Wii tho
Me:REEEEEEEEEEEE
by stsgsjgartRayxRatydaszdwgks October 30, 2020
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super smash bros wii u

Super Smash Bros Wii U is on Wii U and can be on Wii. It is Realy Super Smash Bros "For" Wii U.
Henry: Lets Play Super Smash Bros Wii U!
Me:No, Lets Play Super Mario 3D World!
Then Me and Henry Fighted
LuigiMember1 vs Henry!....

To be continued.........
by LuigiMember1! May 19, 2016
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WiiUtard

Exactly the same as a Wiitard/Wii-tard, except that the

Wii is replaced with the Wii U.

Someone who's goal in life is apparentley to play the Nintendo Wii U as much as possible, with the new features of the Wii U, Wiitards have been taken to the next level.

They hate every other video game console, even the

Wii U's predecessor.

When they do video calls, they scream and mess up their
faces in anger as if they had Tourrettes.

They eventually get 3rd degree burns due to playing so
much on the controller, After this, they complain to
Nintendo for not making thinner controllers with jackets.

After using the Wii's Nunchuck and remote like controller,
WiiUtards still go insane with the controller and think of it
as a Wii remote, resulting in controllers being shaked,
flown around all over the place and being thrown into the TV screen.

They suck more at the Wii U than they had at the Wii.

Because the Wii U has not been released yet, the only

WiiUtards right now are idiots that got a job at Nintendo.
WiiUtard: The Wii sucks now, I'm throwing it and every

single piece of trash I've played on it. Screw you Mario Galaxy!

Friend: What a WiiUtard, you only got Mario Galaxy yesterday.

WiiUtard: But it's a Wii game! *Throws Wii and Wii games in the bin*

Friend: And the WiiU has backwards compatibility

WiiUtard: FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-
by SaviourZealot January 27, 2012
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Wii U

When you feel so guilty about past success, you purposely try to sabotage yourself so your rivals have a chance.

Wii was a one-hit wonder with enticing motion controls, everyone has that now. A generation behind in its time, you knew the PS4 was over 5 years away. But PS4 is just a year or two past Wii U, everyone will wait instead. Casuals will stick to their original Wii and ipads/pods.

The most important fact is that it takes time to get to know the hardware of a game system well, for the developer API's to get to that point where they can make great looking games. Wii U is only 50% stronger than a PS3, but modern PS3 games look over 50% better than 1st gen PS3 games, so the result is when Wii U is released, its games just aren't going to look much better than PS3 games. Nintendo could have used this opportunity to be the first to market a serious next-gen contender and re-dominated this gen like they did the last one with Wii, but intense feelings of guilt of how much insane money they made with DS and Wii's success has caused them to want to destroy themselves with Wii U and the overpriced 3DS. When Microsoft and Sony release their next-gen systems that are going to have better frame rates, handle 1080p 3d games, better texture resolution, anisotropic filtering, physics, other nice graphics effects, Nintendo's corporate harakiri will be complete.
USA felt so guilty about success against the Japanese in WW2 that we made a Wii U to the Iraqis and Afghanistanis and let them kill thousands of our soldiers.
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