WiiUtard 

Exactly the same as a Wiitard/Wii-tard, except that the

Wii is replaced with the Wii U.

Someone who's goal in life is apparentley to play the Nintendo Wii U as much as possible, with the new features of the Wii U, Wiitards have been taken to the next level.

They hate every other video game console, even the

Wii U's predecessor.

When they do video calls, they scream and mess up their
faces in anger as if they had Tourrettes.

They eventually get 3rd degree burns due to playing so
much on the controller, After this, they complain to
Nintendo for not making thinner controllers with jackets.

After using the Wii's Nunchuck and remote like controller,
WiiUtards still go insane with the controller and think of it
as a Wii remote, resulting in controllers being shaked,
flown around all over the place and being thrown into the TV screen.

They suck more at the Wii U than they had at the Wii.

Because the Wii U has not been released yet, the only

WiiUtards right now are idiots that got a job at Nintendo.

WiiUtard: The Wii sucks now, I'm throwing it and every

single piece of trash I've played on it. Screw you Mario Galaxy!

Friend: What a WiiUtard, you only got Mario Galaxy yesterday.

WiiUtard: But it's a Wii game! *Throws Wii and Wii games in the bin*

Friend: And the WiiU has backwards compatibility

WiiUtard: FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-

WiiUtard by SaviourZealot January 27, 2012

Wiitard 

(n) Someone who causes damage or injury to them self, other people, or objects by incorrectly operating the controller of a Nintendo Wii. This included forgetting or underestimating one's surroundings while using wide gestures, over exertion, or the inability to keep a firm grasp on the remote and launching it at high speeds.

Billy is such a Wiitard, he pulled a muscle while pitching wildly in WiiSports.

Mandy forgot her family was in the room, acted like a Wiitard and hit her brother in the face.

That Wiitard Tommy let go of his Wii remote while flailing wildly and put it through his TV.

Wiitard by DVman December 13, 2006

wiitard 

A person who, despite their many years on the planet, has not mastered the skills needed to maintain a firm grip on something as simple as a remote control, more specifically a wiimote. These greasy-palmed indivuals are mocked for their overzealousness and their utter lack of competence. Thier actions commonly result in property damage and/or injury to the wiitard and others.

"There's more reports of people throwing their controller through their TV."
"Can't these wiitards learn how to hold on to a damn controller?"

wiitard by Dingo` December 12, 2006

wiitarded 

The inability to comprehend or play the nintendo wii. A condition that affects hand/eye coordination.

Jimmy is wiitarded. He cant even break 100 in bowling.

wiitarded by sizzalean February 4, 2007

wiitarded 

A person who breaks something with a Wii Remote.

Guy 1: That guy is Wiitarded.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: He broke my VCR/TV combo because he didn't wear his Wiimote strap and broke my TV.
Guy 2: Oh, he sounds Wiitarded. He didn't even wear the strap, that is there to protect you and your TV.

wiitarded by MrDylanyay December 23, 2015

wiitarded 

Someone who has trouble playing with the Nintendo Wii. Someone who breaks something with the Wiimote.

He broke the T.V. with the Wiimote. He is Wiitarded.

wiitarded by Billeh1234 November 30, 2006

wiitarded 

A label used to define an individual that is incapable of playing a Nintendo Wii with any amount of skill. Their coordination and kinetic abilities are so insufficient that they are laughed out of any Wii playing session.

" Hey! Gary hit himself in the balls with the Wii-mote again! He's so goddamn wiitarded. "

wiitarded by J Lau December 30, 2006