Wii U

The new retarded Wii that sounds like an ambulance.

Like a Nintendo DS, but not portable.

Person 1: Hey, I got my new awesome Wii U, it's got a screen on the controller and-
Person 2: WII U WII U WII U

by KiiF October 31, 2012

Wii U

A console/console addon that costs a sh*t ton of money, but has no real value for gaming, seriously, it's a friggen tablet.

Hey, did you get a wii u? Nah, me neither...

by xXLEGENDARYXx February 23, 2015

Wii U

Nintendo's iPad ripoff which will unfortunately be massively overshadowed by Microsoft and Sony at next year's E3. Only one of the ZOMFGAMAZING controllers is usable at a time, which means your "friends" are stuck with remote controls, presumably to change the channel to some stupid shit like Jersey Shore. But Nintendo came prepared, now you can be a solitary antisocial dickhead while your rock-brained friends fawn over Snooki's buxom.

Oh yeah, and the touch screen is resistive, no multitouch. Which means you have to jab it with an ice pick.

Whoops, I just dropped the Wii U controller! Time to phone up Indian Call Centers for a $600 replacement...

by Wii U Will Suck December 8, 2011

Wii U

One of the most disappointing consoles in history. Many thought it was another type of Wii with a gamepad but it's actually its own console. And because it has a touchable gamepad you think it's portable but no it's a home console, and it shuts itself down if you try to play it outside. The Wii U makes the PS Vita and the Gamecube look good. The Wii U as well as its terrible ads killed itself. Glad Nintendo made the Switch.

The Wii U is a trash console.

by STGamer February 1, 2019

Wii u

A game console that will Wii on u

"HAHA"said the Wii U."I just Wii on U!".

by 62505 June 9, 2018

Wii u

Nintendo's desperate attempt to copy Apple's iPad in order to get more casuals on board yet it failed epically. The Wii u is one of Nintendo's biggest failures and anyone who disagrees is a delusional Nintendrone. The Wii u was declared dead on February 20, 2013 when the PS4 curb-stomped and annihilated it from relevancy.

Nintendrone: "Yo man, are you getting that Wii u?"

Guy: "Why the hell would I buy that iPad piece of dead crap when the PS4 killed it already? Get a real next gen console you loser."

by YouKnowImRightBich September 7, 2013

super smash bros wii u

Super Smash Bros Wii U is on Wii U and can be on Wii. It is Realy Super Smash Bros "For" Wii U.

Henry: Lets Play Super Smash Bros Wii U!
Me:No, Lets Play Super Mario 3D World!
Then Me and Henry Fighted
LuigiMember1 vs Henry!....

To be continued.........

by LuigiMember1! May 19, 2016