Person 1: Hey, I got my new awesome Wii U, it's got a screen on the controller and-
Person 2: WII U WII U WII U
Person 2: WII U WII U WII U
by KiiF June 11, 2011
A console/console addon that costs a sh*t ton of money, but has no real value for gaming, seriously, it's a friggen tablet.
by xXLEGENDARYXx February 24, 2015
Nintendo's iPad ripoff which will unfortunately be massively overshadowed by Microsoft and Sony at next year's E3. Only one of the ZOMFGAMAZING controllers is usable at a time, which means your "friends" are stuck with remote controls, presumably to change the channel to some stupid shit like Jersey Shore. But Nintendo came prepared, now you can be a solitary antisocial dickhead while your rock-brained friends fawn over Snooki's buxom.
Oh yeah, and the touch screen is resistive, no multitouch. Which means you have to jab it with an ice pick.
Oh yeah, and the touch screen is resistive, no multitouch. Which means you have to jab it with an ice pick.
Whoops, I just dropped the Wii U controller! Time to phone up Indian Call Centers for a $600 replacement...
by Wii U Will Suck June 10, 2011
One of the most disappointing consoles in history. Many thought it was another type of Wii with a gamepad but it's actually its own console. And because it has a touchable gamepad you think it's portable but no it's a home console, and it shuts itself down if you try to play it outside. The Wii U makes the PS Vita and the Gamecube look good. The Wii U as well as its terrible ads killed itself. Glad Nintendo made the Switch.
by STGamer February 02, 2019
by 62505 May 26, 2018
Nintendo's desperate attempt to copy Apple's iPad in order to get more casuals on board yet it failed epically. The Wii u is one of Nintendo's biggest failures and anyone who disagrees is a delusional Nintendrone. The Wii u was declared dead on February 20, 2013 when the PS4 curb-stomped and annihilated it from relevancy.
Nintendrone: "Yo man, are you getting that Wii u?"
Guy: "Why the hell would I buy that iPad piece of dead crap when the PS4 killed it already? Get a real next gen console you loser."
Guy: "Why the hell would I buy that iPad piece of dead crap when the PS4 killed it already? Get a real next gen console you loser."
by YouKnowImRightBich September 07, 2013
Henry: Lets Play Super Smash Bros Wii U!
Me:No, Lets Play Super Mario 3D World!
Then Me and Henry Fighted
LuigiMember1 vs Henry!....
To be continued.........
Me:No, Lets Play Super Mario 3D World!
Then Me and Henry Fighted
LuigiMember1 vs Henry!....
To be continued.........
by LuigiMember1! May 19, 2016