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Whore’s Breath

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Breath so rotten and foul it smells like the person sucked a dozen dirty dicks.

In the literal sense, the foul breath of a dirty streetwalking prostitute comprised of gingivitis, smoke, meth, booze and in some cases dirty dick.
My new boss has whore’s breath. Give that dude a mint.

My girl friend wakes up every morning with whore’s breath. Just not sure I can take it anymore.

That hooker that blew me last night had whore’s breath. My cock still stinks.
by Eaton Holgoode December 8, 2017
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Whore's gallon

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The exact amount of cum needed to overload a woman's throat, mouth, and nasal capacity causing cum to spray out from her mouth or nose
I haven't nutted in 2 weeks. I'm going to give my girl a whore's gallon
by J0hnfrum September 6, 2018
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Whore's Crotch

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A versatile phrase that is used to describe any overwhelming, thick, pungent, lingering and borderline gag inducing smell akin to rotting scallops, sour ass, sweaty ass mung and dirty vajayjay. Such smells are commonly encountered in public restrooms after someone with a dirty crotch has left the air ripe with funk.
I need to run home and shower first. That gym work out left me with Whore's Crotch.

This restroom stinks. Someone in here had a Tuna Puss. Smells like a Whore's Crotch. I'm going to gag.

Scott went down on the hottie he picked up at the bar on spring break but quickly retreated upon the first whiff of Whore's Crotch.
by Eaton Holgoode March 5, 2015
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Day-old Chinese food, eaten first thing in the morning. The time of day matters less than the age of the food; the older, the better.

From the Rufus Wainwright song, Old Whore's Diet, on the "Want Two" album, 2005 - "This song was from my rather decadent period. I'd been up for days and found myself eating some rather old Chinese food from a hotel refrigerator. I thought to myself that this is the ultimate old whore's diet." --R. Wainwright, explaining Old Whore's Diet
"An old whore's diet/gets me goin' in the morning/ain't nothin' like it/gets me goin' in the morning.
"To say I love you/gets me goin' where I want to."
--Rufus Wainwright & Antony Hegarty, Old Whore's Diet
by Sacralita April 24, 2005
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whore's way

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An unfortunate situation that could have been completely avoided if not for the actions of an idiot.
man 1: "They gave me a western whopper in the Burger King drive-thru when I asked for a regular whopper. I don't like barbecue sauce OR onion rings!"

man 2: "That's a whore's way."

man 1: "It is!"

man 2: Can I have it?"

or alternately...

man 1: "Those Russian soldiers broke into my house and killed my entire family."

man 2: "Wow."

man 1: "And they broke my Deadpool bobblehead!"

man 2: "Dude...that's a whore's way."
by offensivename August 30, 2010
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whore's measure

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The length of a man's penis, measured along the top.
My boyfriend reckons he's 8" long, but he measures from underneath to fool himself into thinking it's longer; the whore's measure is really only 6".
by Pseudonym February 2, 2005
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A situation gone horribly wrong. Often used to describe a project that refuses to go according to plan.
We were missing two of the required parts, so trying to assemble the furniture turned into a whore's nightmare.
by monkey_toes August 24, 2020
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