The Four Whoresmen

A sexual act that plays upon the popular biblical phrase 'The Four Horseman of the Apocolypse' and which involves four men and a whore; although she could very-well be a girlfriend, mistress, or wife but really it's more than likely going to be a whore...or a pornstar. Anyway, the four men and the whore gather together in a seedy hotel room where she assumes the doggystyle position parallel to the foot of the bed so that her ass hangs out over one side. Then, one man will lay underneath her and enter her vagina, while another man will stand behind her and enter her anus, while still yet another man will stand at the other end of the bed and enter her mouth, while finally the last man will stand at the foot of the bed and place his dick in her hand. The woman will then balance herself using her one remaining hand and arm to keep herself steady as the four men begin to ride her in a scene that could very well usher in the Apocolypse' of mankind.

Steve: Hey Matt! Rich, Bill, and I are are one guy for our foursome...what do you say are you available this afternoon?
Matt: Hey Steve, sounds great I have been itching to get out on the links all summer!
Steve: Oh no Matt, sorry we're not playing golf buddy. It's Bill's 40th birthday so his wife let him get a whore so we're going over to the Holiday Inn on 5th Street and we're going to doing The Four Whoresmen. Interested?!?
Matt: Sure thing, I'll head over at 2 o'clock, that work?
Steve: Perfect!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021

whoreister

Hollister, used by people who dislike the store.

Preppy: Let go in this store!!
Hollister hater: I don't shop at whoreister.

by Emily V January 6, 2008

whoreish wench

A woman (or plurally a group of women) that are just over dignified and stuck-up.

Jon- Hey man did you see Christi turn him down like that?
Jacob- Psh, yea she is such a whoreish wench.

or
Jon- Hey did you see those girls walk by like they owned the place?
Jacob- Yea, they are just a bunch of whoreish wenches.

by themanwiththeham October 21, 2009

whoreish

Emblematic or having attributes of a whore or slut. Same as "sluttish"

"That girl is certainly whoreish".

by joesilo September 8, 2007

whoreish

When a chick or sum1 acts like a whore. She's whoreish. It's bad when you don't know wut it means cuz things like the example happen.

Isn't Fiana whoreish?
No She's Russian (lol)

Ex. She's mad whoreish. She be goin around makin out w/ ever dood!

by Jerr Boi November 27, 2006

WHOREis Code

a complicated system used by real men in order to rate women discretely on their physical attributes and sometimes their behavior. Is a stealthy system that must be used with care and kept secret from the opposite sex. The first letter is something that stands out about the girl and the number is their overall rating on a scale of 1-10.

A=Ass
B=Bitch
C=Cougar
D=Dike
F=Fatty
G=Grenade (messed up)
H=Horny
K=Kardashian

L=Legs
M=Menstrual Cycle
N=Nips
P=Porker
Q=Questionable sex
R=Rice (meaning Asian)
S=Stupid
T=Teacher
U=Unibrow
V=Virgin
W=Whore
X=Brown Bag Special
Y=Yoga Trainer
Z=Perfect (Doesn't need number)

Damn that chick over there is so mean!!! she is for sure a B7!!!

Oh look at her face!!! she is an X8!!!!

Hey man we are going on a double date. Use the WHOREis Code.

by JW Inc. Worldwide June 24, 2010

whoreish

a person who is almost a whore but not quite there yet, they havnt slept with enough people to become a whore

"Emily, your so whoreish. You wish you could be a whore."

by sluty February 24, 2005