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Anal Whoopie 

While hiking at the local park, I came across two fags having anal whoopie in the bushes.
Anal Whoopie by Briney Hiney July 7, 2016

Whoopsie 

When a trapper accidentally traps a deer in a cable restraint while attempting to trap a coyote.
Flair had quite a whoopsie the other day, thank goodness BonzDaddy was there to save the day.
Whoopsie by Recon136 January 21, 2020

whoopie stick 

Basically, Your penis. Reference from the Bloodhound gang's song "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo".
"Vulconize the whoopie stick in the ham wallet."
whoopie stick by Srgtmuffdiver February 12, 2007

Whoopie Bags 

Is another word for condom. It's normally used when you want to hide the fact that you are talking about condoms.
Yo, Victor get the whoopie bags it's time for nookie.
Whoopie Bags by KRYSDRAC August 19, 2009

whoopie doozer 

Ejaculate that is left on your window, that is then used in a turkey baster to impregnate oneself
She’s only got a window of time to use the whoopie doozer.

She definitely fell pregnant via whoopie doozer.
whoopie doozer by mosley88 April 19, 2019

Five Second Whoopsie 

Defined:
This occurs when friend has been drinking and randomly urinates (or urinates to put out a fire) and you accidentally briefly gander at that person genitals. The linger time between you gandering at the genital and walking away is classified as "the five second whoopsie". Any longer and you are staring.

Orgin: Canada
Andrew: I have to leave, I must pee out this fire now!
Matt: Oh no! I'm getting out of here! I took a "Five Second Whoopsie" on that one.