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whomst'd've 

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A: There is this person thinking that there were other candidates during the 2016 election
B: Whomst'd've?
whomst'd've by 32th System January 28, 2018
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Whomst'd've 

A word that people stuck in 2017 think is funny or witty. Used ironically by those who are under 25, used unironically as a 'meme' by redditors, 30 year olds that are trying to seem relevant to their zoomer cousins, etc.
Dad: Hey, son, whomst'd've are you talking to?
zoomer kid: Shut the fuck up dad, I'm trying to film a POV tiktok.

Redditor 1: Woah! Whomst'd've given me my first gold?! Thank you, kind sir!
Whomst'd've by dongoos January 24, 2021

Whomst'd've 

A word that people stuck in 2017 think is funny or witty. Used ironically by those who are under 25, used unironically as a 'meme' by redditors, 30 year olds that are trying to seem relevant to their zoomer cousins, etc.
Dad: Hey, son, whomst'd've are you talking to?
zoomer kid: Shut the fuck up dad, I'm trying to film a POV tiktok.

Redditor 1: Woah! Whomst'd've given me my first gold?! Thank you, kind sir!
Whomst'd've by dongoos January 24, 2021

Whomst'd've 

A word that people stuck in 2017 think is funny or witty. Used ironically by those who are under 25, used unironically as a 'meme' by redditors, 30 year olds that are trying to seem relevant to their zoomer cousins, etc.
Dad: Hey, son, whomst'd've are you talking to?
zoomer kid: Shut the fuck up dad, I'm trying to film a POV tiktok.

Redditor 1: Woah! Whomst'd've given me my first gold?! Thank you, kind sir!
Whomst'd've by dongoos January 24, 2021

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es 

The most superior variant of the "who" word variant, superior over Whomst'd've.
Guy 1: Hey man, can you tell me whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es took my shit?
Guy 2: ...What?

whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing' 

The word to end all words. Those who can spell it with the right punctuations in place will ascend to a higher plane of existence.
Spelling bee judge: "Spell whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing' "
Kid: "Can you use it in a sentence?"

Spelling bee judge: "whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing' is a very hard word to spell"

whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'er'tis'twas'all' 

I think its "who", but really not.
whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'er'tis'twas'all' took all of my things.