who shot john

Something totally worthless and meaningless.

In context "like I care who shot John" or I don't give a shit!

by Alfadude November 24, 2004

who shot john

Lee Harvey Oswald, the person who shot John F. Kennedy- or in the case of John Lennon, it was Mark David Chapman.

Who shot John?
It was Lee, Lee shot John.

by Ben November 25, 2004

who shot john

I dunno, but I do know that the government had him killed. He was getting ready to pull American troops out of Vietnam, and all the warmongers in Washington couldn't take it or let it happen, so they eliminated him. It was all just a big conspiracy...

Who shot john? The government did, that's who!

by El Arandano November 25, 2004

who shot john

Usually used when in the persence of a male who is a pimp and one has one of his whores.

Man 1: OOh here comes John!
John(pimp): Yo!
Man 1: Who shot John?
John: All my bitches, fool!

by Miggy12 November 25, 2004

who shot john and why

The phrase "who shot John, and why" is commonly used to describe yourself or someone else when you/they look like a hot mess

Why does Jessica looks like who shot John and why?

I looked in the mirror and realized I looked like who shot john and why.

by iwanttoflingmyselfintothesun February 20, 2018

who shot john

Asking who drank the last beer.

Jose: Who shot john
You: I man that was the last one

by Rene November 26, 2004

who shot john

I shot John. Over and over and over. O-k-k-k-k-k.

"who shot johN?"
I shotted john

by Myo November 24, 2004