Rich White Girl Syndrome

This only affects upper-class Caucasian females. Girls afflicted with said syndrome are constantly trying to escape the fact that they are rich white girls. To seem more down to earth they try too hard to be artsy and/or outdoorsy. Despite the fact that their parents have paid their way through life, they still attempt to appear independent and free spirited. Commonly, a female affected by RWGS will force themselves into friendships with minorities or gays, as they think that this will make them out to have substance when they are actually shallower than a puddle in Arizona. Often times, the rich white girl will make her way into an art school, usually to major in fashion/design, however the acceptance into said art school is not due to her underwhelming artistic talent, but rather the span of her parents' wallet. They are commonly dressed with a style like that of a hipster. Though one may claim that she bought that sweater at Saver's, don't be fooled; she bought it for $50 at Urban Outfitters. These girls like to act as if they can party, but if they drink anything harder than a beer or do hard drugs then they'll be vomiting or passed out within the hour. Conversations with rich white girls will often revolve around them. Although they love to talk about life's hardships, the hardest part of their day is deciding which size coffee to get at Starbucks. Girls affected with RWGS are usually vegetarians and/or smokers. They are commonly referred to as yuppies.
Stanley: Who the fuck is that drunk bitch who decided to come on a camping trip whilst wearing a two-hundred dollar pair of shoes and a frilly lacy ass dress??

Marcus: Oh, that's Brittany. Don't mind her, she's just got Rich White Girl Syndrome. Not much of a conversationalist, but still hot as fuck. If she takes another sip out of that dumb ass floral flask in her leather satchel, I'm getting my dick wet tonight

Stanley: Whatever man, but she spilled beer in the tent. Mop it up so you don't get her, for whatever reason, perfectly done up hair any stickier. Who the FUCK does their hair to go camping, dude for real. I hate yuppies.
by Jacquefeline March 06, 2013
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young white girl syndrome

n. the psychological condition of being excessively opinionated or critical, often to the point of pettiness. Neither 100% ubiquitous nor exclusive to young white girls, though most common in them.
"He complained about the temperature in the restaurant four times and sent his food back twice."

"Oh, yeah. Bad case of young white girl syndrome, that one.
by Ben Heddon March 25, 2015
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WGS - White Girl Syndrome

the syndrome developed after creating for one's self and allowing drama to ferment and backfire, usually by a white girl. the creation of a lie in order to make one's self appear to be a victim.
Stephanie slept with her bestfriend's boyfriend and then tried to appear as the victim. She even lied to the boyfriend about not sleeping with him! She's got such a bad case of WGS - White Girl Syndrome.
by assigned seats November 19, 2007
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Not to be used on anyone genuinely struggling with serious issues; A White girl that milks/exploits being part of an oppressed community (such as being LGBTQ+, having a mental health problem, having a non-White partner, or being "not like other girls") to unjustly scapegoat themselves out of situations, mooch off of other people's kindness or generosity, manipulate others, or cause unnecessary problems with people to make themselves look like a victim.
Person A: "Hey did you hear about Jessica? Erica took advantage of her and Tom took her out for ice cream when he heard."
Person B: "Oh really? That's horrible! Did you know that she has an anxiety disorder?"
Person A: "That makes so much sense then, Jessica is such a bad person."
Person C: "You guys know that Erica has proof that she wasn't even with Jessica at that time and that Tom only felt sorry because she begged him to pay for her?"
Person B: "Oh she has Oppressed White Girl Syndrome then."
by lxnny March 19, 2023
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Young White Girl Syndrome

n. the psychological condition of being excessively opinionated or critical, considering one's intelligence. While neither 100% ubiquitous nor exclusive to young white girls, it is most common among them.
"She kept bitching about the temperature in the restaurant and kept sending her food back."

"Oh, I know. Bad case of Young White Girl Syndrome that one."
by Ben Heddon March 25, 2015
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Being so bored you feel the need to shop
Bob: Dude, we have a problem. Dave is suffering from upper middle class white girl syndrome.

Phil: What?

Bob: It's serious, man. I think we have to amputate.

Phil: Amputate what?!?!

Bob: His manlyhood
by YelloDragon2 May 29, 2012
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A fatal condition some women have where they seemingly lose grip of English grammar conventions and decide to start writing like a complete fucking tool. These people also browse Tumblr regularly.
"Have you ever seen a girl on the internet or anywhere else write in all lowercase with run-on sentences and no punctuation? Did you have the sudden urge to find them and punch them in the face?"

"Yeah, it's called unique against-the-system white girl syndrome."
by Inumeration July 15, 2016
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