Land Whaling

When you fuck a big women on the beach

"I went to the beach yesterday and caught a nigga land whaling."

by DoveSoap January 23, 2015

thirteen whaling

Doing something with someone whose number you got off the beach.

Hey, want to go out for some thirteen whaling tonight?

by mormanman2232 November 8, 2010

Whaling

when a man uses his weiner as a harpoon to impale an obese woman

John's into whaling these days, looks for targets at Weight Watchers meetings.

by DJAD May 24, 2007

Whaling Up

The morning after a night out, you roll over, and see the whale you brought home last night. Variant of the phrase 'waking up'

Tylor's gonna be whaling up tomorrow morning if he takes her home!

by dijondude February 19, 2015

whating

1)when someone continues to ask or presist in questioning at something you just said or something that they don't get (from what you said).
2)someone that won't quit asking questions esp. "what" questions continuously on IM.

(on IM)
person2: and so that's how the story goes
person1: what?
person2:nothing
person1:what?
person2: nothing i said!
person1:oh
person2: well dude gotta go, din din...
person1:what??
person2: din din, you know when you you go eat...?
person1:oh!
person2:sy
person1:wah?
person2: SEE YA! as GOOD-BYE! now quit whating me!
person2:GOOD-BYE!
person2 is now offline
person1:oh, okay...uh?

by "Dave The Symphony" March 15, 2009

whaling

A competetition whereby two or more people go out with the purpose of sleeping with the fattest possible members of the opposite sex. The one with the highest weight total wins and multiple copulations count towards the total value.

Des Moines, Iowa is a great spot for whaling. Me and bob went out and I bagged a 350 pounder!

by Sean S. December 9, 2003

Whating

When someone keeps asking questions about your answers.

Person #1: I got an A on my test.
Person #2: What test?
Person #1: My Psychology test.
Person #2: What is psychology?
Person #1: The study of the mind.
Person #2: What is the mind?
Person #1: Are you Whating me?

by PhalicPhil November 16, 2017