What the SHIT?!

Less extreme then "What the FUCK?!" but just as meaningful

What the shit is up with those two bitches?!

by Kurt May 6, 2005

What the shit

A replacement phrase used for what the fuckonly it sounds cooler (i have no idea if it was used in the matrix...)

something strange and unexplicable happens - your response "WHAT THE SHIT"...

by mebissa January 21, 2006

What the shit

Actually KR didn't say "What the shit." The Matrix, he said it in Sweet November.

KR: *sees guy in a dress* What the shit?

by Jimmie Dean November 29, 2004

What the Shit-ass?!?

Alternate to "What the shit" or "What the balls". Sounds similar to a foreigner trying to use American swear words.

"I found a quarter in my vagina!"

What the shit-ass?!?

by Zoey Jordan October 16, 2008

What the SHIT?

Unlike that other guy said, this did not originate from Beebo. It originated from PG-13 movies that didn't want to say what the fuck, or had already said fuck once and still wanted it to be a PG-13 movie. Basically a pussy version of what the fuck that sounds way shittier than what the hell. If you hear a guy say "what the shit", slap him. Repeat offenders should be shot, stabbed, thrown into a swimming pool full of rabid badgers, whatever you want.

Dumbass: What the SHIT?

Me: What the FUCK are you talking about? *slaps the dumbass*

Dumbass: What the shit did you do that for?

Me: That's it, asshole. *grabs dumbass by the shirt, throws him into a swimming pool full or rabid badgers*

Dumbass: AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH*continues screaming for several minutes as he is torn apart*

by JB_Finesse December 28, 2005

What the SHIT?

Originated from the "Beebo" series on Newgrounds.com. Commonly used by the owner of the cat protagonist Beebo to express surprise, anger, or annoyance. Basically just an alternative to "what the fuck", only funnier.

l33t nerd wankpipe: "! r t3h l33t haxXx0r"
confused individual: "....WHAT THE SHIT?!"

by Death By Zobb December 13, 2004

What the Shit?

A differential phrase used to question what is happening. Or as a response to someone/thing and their questionable ideas, clothing, face,etcetera.can be used in most any situation. except when in church. Derived from the common term "What the fuck" as a substitution for the coming of age spermling wanting to explore profain expression the classiest way, by substituting one swear word for another one.

"What the shit? I ordered that Fushigi 8 business days ago, and its still not here."

by Lennifer Hopez November 5, 2010