by lovefornobody99975 January 25, 2022
Get the what you on foe mug.Used when someone does/plans/talks about something a bit crazy. A lengthened version would be "What drug are you taking, to be high enough to do that". "What are you on" is usually followed up with "Do you want a list?" even if that person is not under the influence of drugs. N.B Used in Britain, less in America
Friend 1 : "I'm gonna jump off that cliff"
Friend 2 : "What are you on?"
Friend 1 : "Do you want a list?"
Friend 2 : "What are you on?"
Friend 1 : "Do you want a list?"
by TheRealPseudonym June 18, 2014
Get the What are you on? mug.The translation of this is "describe the type of cannabis you are currently smoking". Term is used in North Minneapolis, where people predominantly smoke blunts with mid grade cannabis. Sometimes preceds an offer to trade up to a few grams.
Upon greeting a middle aged group of women sharing a blunt, one calls out "Hey!" "What you smoking on?"
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Get the What are you on? mug.meaning "what do you mean?"
it is a shortened version on "what are you going on about?" or "what are you talking about?"
usually used when someone is not making sense for extended periods of time or if you feel like you've missed something.
can be lengthened to show complete and utter confusion.
eg.
what the fuck are you on about?
what, exactly, are you on about?
what the fuck are you on about, exactly?
what the fucking hell are you on about you fucking cock? how's about you learn to fucking speak english?
it is a shortened version on "what are you going on about?" or "what are you talking about?"
usually used when someone is not making sense for extended periods of time or if you feel like you've missed something.
can be lengthened to show complete and utter confusion.
eg.
what the fuck are you on about?
what, exactly, are you on about?
what the fuck are you on about, exactly?
what the fucking hell are you on about you fucking cock? how's about you learn to fucking speak english?
example 1.
knobhead: dude. i totally just pwned that n00b. i asdfghjkl; the ask;nfw. fo shizzle my nizzle dizzle.
awesome: what the fuck are you on about?
example 2.
knobhead: so, tomorrow, then?
awesome person: what?
knobhead: we can go and you can meet them, yeah?
awesome person: what are you on about?
knobhead: dude. i totally just pwned that n00b. i asdfghjkl; the ask;nfw. fo shizzle my nizzle dizzle.
awesome: what the fuck are you on about?
example 2.
knobhead: so, tomorrow, then?
awesome person: what?
knobhead: we can go and you can meet them, yeah?
awesome person: what are you on about?
by moniique. October 18, 2007
Get the what are you on about? mug.after exchanging niceties and compliments with his new match, Bartholomew saw the dreaded "What brings you on?" pop up in his Tinder chat with Beatrice. "my fucking god," he thought, "why do people ask that dumb fucking question? what brings me on? I used my fingers swiping an app that probably sells my location data. fuck off, lady" and he immediately unmatched
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