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Whalelord Goddess

A manipulative hoe that looks like a fat potato. They cheat on their men numerous times and have fish smelling pussies riddled with HIV. If you encounter a Whalelord Goddess, communicate with them using whale sounds. I guarantee they'll do tricks like Shamu.
Guy 1: "I got bad news dawg, my girl gave me HIV."

Guy 2: "I told your dumb ass to dump her after the 3rd time she cheated on you. That's what you get for dating a Whalelord Goddess. Now no one would want your turtle looking HIV having ass."

Example 2:

Guy 1: "Hey bro, I found a Whalelord Goddess and she came to me after I done a whole bunch of whale sounds!"

Guy 2: "Awesome, but did the bitch do a flip like Shamu?"
by fineaus March 11, 2017
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whorecore

being hard core slutty or whorish; intense sluttery
man 1: look at that girl over there, her titties are practically popping out of her shirt, and i could wear her skirt as a belt.

man2: yeah thats pretty whorecore
by Patrick Turner August 3, 2007
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Whalicorn

Someone who walked into your life and changed you, made you genuinely care, made you a better person and no matter what happens, that person will always have your outmost respect and love.

Half whale, for being rare. Half unicorn, for being magical.
N: Icycay, you're my whalicorn.
by Ophee October 26, 2012
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Whalicorn

The proper name for narwhals, which makes perfect logic sense considering they are part whale, and part unicorn. In general, whalicorn just sounds cooler.
C: It's like a whale and a unicorn mated.
E: Exactly, it's a whalicorn.
by The PaperBag Artist January 17, 2011
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Whinecore

A joke music style that incorporates a wide array of emo or mallcore bands, such as Fall Out Boy, Hawthorne Heights, Escape the Fate, All Time Low, etc. etc. Often used as an insult against mallcore kids or against metalheads as a joke.
"You like Bullet For My Valentine? They're whinecore crap!"
by -6(sic)6- August 20, 2009
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Whalebreather

A person who is swimming and blows the excess water out of their mouth creating the mist that looks like a whale is releasing air on top of the water.
He showed that he was a whalebreather when he sprayed me like a whale. He whale-breathed on me
by MikeDom July 15, 2018
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whalebone

A bump of ketamine that is so big it looks like a whalebone. Whalebones are big and white and so is this huge mound of animal tranquilizer. This usually leads to falling into a k-hole depending on your tolerance.
Yo it took me forever to get into this club tonight, bust me out a fucking whalebone right now so I can fall into a hole
by the original mad hatter February 28, 2007
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