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Whack-a-Mole

A sexual game preformed by two people. One person with a penis must be receiving a hand-job. During the hand job the man must wait until he is about to ejaculate and right before he must smack his hand flat over top of his partners cupped hand as to not squash the penis. If he successfully smacks the hand he is allowed to finish and may choose to go again. If not the penis is crushed thus unable to ejaculate. Correct timing is necessary to win this game.
”Hey, babe! Wanna play a game of whack-a-mole?”

”Jerry... I think you should recover more from last nights game.”
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Whack-a-Mole

Where 2+ guys sit in a row (or circle) and the girl rides the first guy to get an erection to the last guy to get one, in order. The penis is the "mole", while the girl is the "mallet/hammer"
Kelly: "Scott, John, Mike and i played whack-a-mole all. night. long. You should join us next time."

Josh: "i don't know, maybe...."
Whack-a-Mole by Sarrbear December 21, 2010

Whack-a-Mole

When you sit on a girl's face and punch her in the stomach so that her tongue is forced out and licks your butt hole.
In the movie, the Piano Teacher, Erika Kohut wrote a letter to Walter Klemmer asking for a whack-a-mole.
Whack-a-Mole by AllanKings October 3, 2010

Whack-a-mole

Whack-a-mole; another term for glory hole room. To play whack-a-mole is to partake in a glory hole room and whack off many cocks.
My girlfriend was so good a jerking and sucking cock she wanted to prove it. She went into the whack-a-mole and made 10 guys cum.
Whack-a-mole by 0neHugeWang! July 4, 2023

whack a mole

to sit on a turd that has begun to crown in an effort not to shit oneself.
yesterday i had to play whack a mole at work, i was all alone and the damn customer wouldnt leave.
whack a mole by elac the great October 7, 2011

Whack a Mole

Whack a mole is an exciting game that requires one male and at least three females. The females bend over with their pants at their knees, from this they proceed to pop turtle heads out of their assholes. As soon as a turtle head pops out the male is responsible for "whacking the mole" with his cock. This game is preferably done with freaky Asian girls.
Dude what did you do last night? Owe just played whack a mole with the chinese student association.
Whack a Mole by hans vienermen November 11, 2009

Whack a mole

When you smack you dick on a prolapsed anust befor it gets sucked back down the hole.
I gave her the pink sock.. then played Whack a Mole.
Whack a mole by xXxenophobe February 25, 2009