wetsuit wedgie

when you have someone else yank your suit up really high around your waist so that you don't have a horrible vise-like compression on your chest and shoulders while you swim. otherwise referred to as "bad crotch"

Hey man, can you come over here and give me a hand with a wetsuit wedgie?

by tribabe94123 September 4, 2009

Wetsuit Junk

To have one's junk in an uncomfortable position; as in when one wears a wetsuit that is too tight.

Dude, these jeans are giving me wetsuit junk... Its really uncomfortable.

by skatinheckya October 13, 2009

missouri wetsuit

jeans and t-shirt swimwear combo worn by midwestern tourists at the beach.

Look at those stupid midwestern tourists in their Missouri Wetsuits. Wonder if they are staying warm

by Squats Mohammed April 7, 2011

Wetsuit Wednesday

On the third Wednesday of each month, it is imperative that one dresses themselves in a wetsuit. This is a long-standing tradition, most likely dating back to 800 B.C.E, and holds great religious value.

“Wow, she really believes in Wetsuit Wednesday’s, she loves wearing her wetsuit.”

by wetsuitwomenforlyf April 17, 2022

rocoe's wetsuit

it means childish gambino being a super cool guy as usual
reference: childish gambino aka Donald Glover
trend started by him

Gambino: Rocoe's Wetsuit

Everyone: THAT GUY IS SO AWESOME, ROSCOE'S WETSUIT!

by toughbones November 20, 2013

your mum in a wetsuit

Like yo mama but less pathetic. Something to leave people wandering what on earth you're on.

Person: what u doin tomorrow?
Me: your mum in a wetsuit

Everyone nearby: woooo *multiple dabs* boiiiiiii

by jnsn1 December 7, 2016

Your mum in a wetsuit

Like the insult yo mamma but much more funnier. Leaving people gobsmacked

Person: what you been up to today

Friend: your mum in a wetsuit

Every dabs continuously

by Jrbob1 December 9, 2016