wet nap

Can refer to any attractive female. But usually refers to girls who are making a conscious effort to look attractive - whether they really are attractive or not - and thus are, presumably, currently interested in sex ("wet", "horny", "turned-on", "easy"). These women are disposable like a "wet nap" - the pre-moistened, disposable towelettes given out at some restaurants.

At the mall yesterday, we got followed by a couple of wet naps but they were way too young for us so we ditched them.

by cra2 February 24, 2012

Wet Napping

Wet Napping is folding one or two pieces of toilet paper neatly placing it between your butt cheeks nearest to your butt hole, or in a woman's case between her legs nearest to her vagina or both, wearing it all day, removing it and placing it back in when done urinating or defecating. Then placing the toilet paper and a plastic bag for another the enjoyment, purchase.

I need some extra money this week, I'm thinking of wet napping and selling it on Craigslist.

by Chaostheroy23 March 13, 2019

Wichita Wet-Nap

What you get when you spit on really dry toilet paper so that it resembles a moist toilette.

Man that tp was so dry in there, I had to make myself a Wichita Wet-Nap so I didn't just bleed out in the stall.

by Krabnutz July 27, 2021

Ocala wet nap

The act of blowing your nose into a woman's moist vagina and then sucking out your snot to use as a lubricant for anal sex with said woman

He was in the middle of giving his girlfriend oral when he used her vagina lips as a ocala wet nap

by Blountblaze June 22, 2022

Wet-nap

A wet-nap is a girl who’s always thinking about sex and therefore, has a pussy that is always wet (like a purell wet-napkin).

You weren’t kidding when you said that girl had a wet-nap.

by Deeptot January 6, 2021