welshman's tiara

When one partner shits in their hand and wipes it on the other's forehead

He doxed me cause I wouldn't let him give me a welshman's tiara!

by JohnDeaf March 14, 2017

Welshman's Wipe

Wiping your arse with your hand, when you run out of bog roll.

" I will not shake your hand, you 'av done ze Welshman's Wipe!" - The real reason Arsene Wenger refused to shake Mark Hughes' hand after the Man City v Arsenal Carling Cup game of 2009

by urbanhell December 5, 2009

welshman wipe

Wanking off your partner and wiping it on their face

I did the Welshman wipe on Asian Ben's Chippolata and wiped his sausage juice on his face

by Indiii April 4, 2016

Welshman's prick

Short and thick, so 'tis said, a chud.

What size dowel do you need?

A Welshman's prick.

by octopod May 1, 2005

one eyed wiggling welshman

Penis

He was naked the whole party wandering around showing his one eyed wiggling welshman

by DonyTornberry April 19, 2016

Friendly Welshman

After having sexual intercourse, a Friendly Welshman occurs when you wait for your partner to fall asleep, take a shit in their bed, and sneak out, never to see them again.

If things go well tonight, this broad may be getting a "Friendly Welshman "

by Nicholas W. Hill December 20, 2008

Running like a Welshman

To run as if one has stolen something.

Scott: Aye, look o yonder, a lad running like a welshman.
Aussie: Seems about right

by Doktoberfest March 31, 2015