Weiner

the most unfortunate last name on the planet, apparently.

teacher: suzie vincent?
suzie: here
teacher: jeff WEE-ner?
class: haha, wiener!
jeff: it's weiner. pronounced WHY-ner. assholes.

by sammydavisjrjr January 24, 2009

weiner

A common misspelling of wiener.

weiner cousins

by iocaoo November 17, 2009

Weiner

A political distraction.

Nothing makes me forget about REAL issues of national importance like a big fat Weiner.

by DankIsYourFriend June 17, 2011

Weiner

Hot dog.

That man has a small weiner in his mouth.

by Weirdboyscott January 7, 2003

Weiner

Any girl with this last name is most likely:

1. Cute, petite, sporty, and caring.

2. Hot, georgous, has piercing eyes, and looks totally cute driving a big truck.

3. Elegant, great sense of humor, moves her body like a cyclone and can pop, lock and drop it like nobodys business, but dont be fooled she can make one hell of a sandwich.

1. Is that the new model for victoria's secret? She is a total Weiner.

2. That weiner is so cute i just want to hold it.

3. I wish that weiner was in my truck.

by manlyAk907 July 7, 2010

weiner

another word for a nerd, or a loser.

me: *falls*
me: im such a weiner

by jaredpadaladalickme March 29, 2017

Weiner

a moderate sized penis

oooooooohhhh, I wish I could touch oscar mayer's weiner

by jeeenie October 2, 2005