weener pumper

A phrase once used by my grandpa, referring to a hotdog.

Come on now, eat your weener pumper!

by ScootyPuff Jr April 16, 2005

little weener

You have an extremely small penis.

I know this kid named Chris, but everyone calls him a scavenger and he has a little-weener.

by KMAC April 16, 2005

weener cleaner

A weener cleaner is your mouth!

I was at work and trying to call down a steak to the cook when these bitches kept talking really loud. The cook couldn't hear what I was saying. I looked over at those hookers and said, " Shut your fucking weener cleaners" and then proceeded with work.

by UFO 311 May 2, 2009

Weener Shark

A weener shark is a woman or gay male whom loves to attack dicks in a shark like manner.

Dude 1: Yo bro did you hook up with that bitch from 308 last night?

Dude 2: Hell yeah nigga, I got in raw and everything that hoe is a weener shark.

by Ozio August 29, 2013

weener

George W. Bush

Look at that weener trying to win the war.

by nowayride August 28, 2002

weener beetles

a terminology used to describe something that is a great pain in the ass

Man...your garbage bag broke all over the floor....Thats fuckin weener beetles!!!!!

by JEN THE BARBACK January 3, 2009

wackin weener

when he whips it around in the air before sex. he slaps your face with that shit & slaps your ass. it stings against your skin & he groans when they collide. after being whipped around for so long his cum gets all creamed up in his nuts like every little sperm cell was just vibin' in a blender gettin' all creamy. he shoves that shit into your drippin' grandma cooch & it burns. no lube, just straight & dry. you share stds for hours & hours. at the end of this kind of sex you'll insides will be so stirred up & creamified, you will never be the same. & that bitch will have a road rash on his dick for years.

zoro: man i just want chad to put his wackin weener into my dry ass virgin cooch & open me up like never before
theodore: or i could do that
zoro: shut the fuck up you dumb fat fuckin' ugly ass lump tard go shove a dead bird up your ass

by flappy_cooch_69 April 25, 2020