websense

The most fucking hateful thing in the entire world. There is nothing worse than Websense. NOTHING! I don't care if it's fucking your mom, fucking a cockroach, or eating the shit of the monkey you just fucked! NOTHING! Fucking Administrators are out to make everyone's lives a living hell. Who in all of hell thinks npr.org, the motha fucking NPR, NATIONAL PUBLIC FUCKING RADIO, is a website that should be categorized under "not allowed"?!?!?!? Fuck the administrators, fuck the people who make this shit, and fuck Websense! Websense is the fucking bane of the world. If the devil himself were to shit on schools and lan networks everywhere, it would come out as Websense. Fuck.

Felix: Let's go listen to some streaming npr!
Cat: Sure, let me bring up npr.org.
Felix: What the hell is that?!?
Cat: OH MY FUCKING GOD, OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!
Felix: OH SHIT, OH SHIT, OH SHIT!!!! WHAT IN ALL HELL?!?
Cat: This is shit man.
Felix: FUCK WEBSENSE!!! I'LL BRING DOWN THE ENTIRE FUCKING SYSTEM IF I HAVE TO. FUCK THIS!!! I'M TEARING THIS SHIT DOWN!!!

by Websense September 15, 2006

websense

Websense schools way of preventing the students from doing anything at all on the internet. Blocks anything and everything.

Websense once blocked Wikipedia as "Translation for some strange reason.

by Demented Hacker September 10, 2006

websense

A stupid filter system that my school uses. If a site that I need to use is on a free web space it won't let me use it. If a site I need to use for info has games on it it won't let me through. Piece of crap!

Hey Websense, I'm not going to angelfire to update my site! I'm here to research! Don't be such an ass!

by raboof December 29, 2005

websense

Websense is the largest piece of shit proxy I have ever encountered. Whoever created it must be a mormon or some shit. Everything is appearently off limits. It won't even let you go to fucking ROFLCATS.com!! Big bullshit. I can't go to fucking proxy avoidence sites either.Surprised it let me go here....

PErson: LEts go talk about stuff on forums.
*goes to forum page.
PErson: oh wats this?!
Person reads
"The Websense category "Message Boards and Forums" is filtered."
WTF

by ledias October 4, 2007

websense

A PoS that basically blocks the internet, making you wonder why the people with it even HAVE the internet in the first place. It now even blocks some well known proxies like:

ShadowAccess.com
Unban.us

Websense is a piece of shit that basically takes away our rights of viewing the internet

by the pl4gue January 11, 2008

websense

Websense is a shit webfilter company that is easily bypassed with a proxy server
like ShadowAccess.

Commonly used at work, school, or the library.

"Myspace is blocked by Websense!1!11"

"Try ShadowAccess.com."

by Rssfire September 10, 2007

websense

The most amazing thing that has graced the Internet since it's invention. Websense allows administrators to screw little kids over by blocking everything. It's really great fun!! I love seeing their little annoyed faces when they can't get to their favourite sites!!

Bebo is a very popular website. I think i'll get Websense block it to screw little kiddies over!!

by School Network Administrator April 22, 2008