wazzzup!!!

Stupid expression used in 2000 but became old in 2001.

Idiot who thinks it is 2000: wazzzuup!
Smart person who knows it isn't: Shut up.

by Anonymous July 9, 2003

WAZZZZUP

To properly greet someone in a non offensive way.

See Budweiser commercial.

by Flamer Killer February 27, 2003

Wazzy waffle

A game performed by a close knit group of male friends involving one waffle, and 3-5 players. To prepare, everyone strips down until they are butt naked. Then all players start masturbating over the waffle. The goal of this activity is to ejaculate on to the waffle as quick as possible whoever cums last has to devour the semen drenched waffle completely.

Guy 1: what's wrong with Tristan he's been acting weird today.

Guy 2: Oh he just lost a game of Wazzy waffle earlier this morning, he'll be fine tomorrow.

by Wazzy the semen demon May 27, 2017

Wazzzzaaaaaaaa

A trend where people greeted each other with this.
Referenced in Smosh videos and Bad education

Friend 1: wazzzzaaaaaaaa
Friend 2: wazzzzaaaaaaaa

The formal convo is continued

by The pussysmasher December 2, 2017

WAZZZ UP

a slang way of saying what is up

WAZZZ UP brother hav't seen you in a long time

by colonel crackers September 3, 2006

Jazzy wazzy

A straight up person, dont care about what others think. Honest when asked, and is not fake with any of the ones she truly loves.

If you want an honest opinion, go to jazzy wazzy!

by Jajsnzuzn April 9, 2016

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A greeting when texting and your just so bored so you type this with a lot of Zs

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by Flippy the Burger January 17, 2019