The craziest and best sport on earth. It's a cross between rugby, soccer, basketball, and wrestling. Play centers around the 2M man with the rest of the field players forming an arch around him. Athletes are extremely well conditioned. Goals are rare (games rarely get above 10 goals) most of the time is spent fighting below water and sprinting up and down the pool. Retard red-necks call it gay because you have to wear speedos (everything else creates too much drag or is too easy to get a hold of) but if you're comfortable with your sexuality it shouldn't bother you.
P.S. We get the most pussy too
P.S. We get the most pussy too
by Jed S. December 7, 2006
Get the Water Polomug. The coolest sport ever, with people throwing a ball to each other attempting to put in a goal. Good fun
Water polo is a mix between Swimming, wrestling and basketball, in order to play one needs to understand all games and be able to play all three at once.
....And there are no horses...
Water polo is a mix between Swimming, wrestling and basketball, in order to play one needs to understand all games and be able to play all three at once.
....And there are no horses...
Jimmy: "Water polo eh, tell me something, how do you keep the horses from drownding?"
Greg: "...Shut up Jimmy..."
Greg: "...Shut up Jimmy..."
by Greg Pierce, Registered P.I.M.P. May 5, 2005
Get the Water Polomug. The best sport is the whole god damn world, with the fittest athletes around! Played with 7 players. 6 field and 1 goalie, where field players have to put the ball past the goialie and into the cage to get points. Sound easy? It's the combination of soccer, football, under water wresting, and a little boxing.It is alot better and harder than football.
by Bordo December 27, 2005
Get the Water Polomug. Water polo is a sport played on by the quickest, strongest, smartest and best conditioned athletes. A water polo team consists of 7 mentally unstable people (who in gods name would want to be putting breathing air second to the ultimate goal of victory). The players in the pool consist of 6 field players and a goalie. The object of the game would not only be to stay above the water while everyone is try to put you under, but to shoot the ball past the goalie and score. There are rules... when your on the surface of the water(which isn't often). Under the surface anything goes.
by The Water Polo Freak July 10, 2009
Get the Water Polomug. A game played in the a 30M pool with one goalie and 6 players. A mixture of wrestling, soccer and football. Above the water there are rules but below the water the moto is "anything the official doesn't see... is legal". One Must be tough for Water Polo.
Girl Water Polo Players are the sexiest athletic girls
Guy water Polo players are the Hottest and most ripped athletic guys
Girl Water Polo Players are the sexiest athletic girls
Guy water Polo players are the Hottest and most ripped athletic guys
Guy 1: Are you going to watch the Girls Water polo game tonight?
Guy 2: Oh yeah! It's girls wrestling in water! Whats not to like?!?!?!?
Guy 2: Oh yeah! It's girls wrestling in water! Whats not to like?!?!?!?
by Kelliy January 4, 2010
Get the Water Polomug. by Pololuvr December 15, 2010
Get the Water Polomug. Super intense sport played by the toughest, and most mentally unstable athletes ever, who have no conscience in the pool and who believe that breathing is not required for life functions. Field players are fast and vicious. Goalies are often nicknamed "beasts". Suits are worn 4 sizes too small, so that they don't get pulled off during the game. It requires endurance, speed(ability to sprint when you are drowning), and excellent ball handling while being attacked. Must also have an extremely quick mind, to be able to visualize every possible play in under 2 seconds, and to make split second descisions when outnumbered 3 to 1.
Water polo players are identifiable by their chlorine hair, strong legs, and often their bigger-than-the-other shoulder.
Water polo players are identifiable by their chlorine hair, strong legs, and often their bigger-than-the-other shoulder.
1) Person: wow, how do you breathe in those tight suits? while being chased? and drowned?
Water polo player: what? oh, you get used to it :)
2) Person 1: Damn, is it just me, or are those girls' shoulders lopsided?
Person 2: oh, they must be water polo players
Water polo player: what? oh, you get used to it :)
2) Person 1: Damn, is it just me, or are those girls' shoulders lopsided?
Person 2: oh, they must be water polo players
by SeerSparks June 26, 2012
Get the Water Polomug.