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Warmth Chub

A semi-erection of the penis caused by warmth, such as: lying under a blanket or a long period, being in the shower or in another warm enviroment.
"Look, Bill's got a erection!"
"It's a warmth chub Tom. You got penis on your mind or something?"
by halfemptybottles February 28, 2013
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rage warmth

when you get so ragefull that you dont need a jacket in -30 weather
hey chris aint you cold? No real big my rage keeps me warm
by denman March 24, 2004
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Awkward Bum Warmth

(noun.) The awkward feeling, sitting on the toilet for a dump and realising that the seat is warm, because somebody has recently taken a dump there, finding it repulsive but strangely comfortable at the same time.
I just went in the toilet to swirl one out and experienced Chris' awkward bum warmth.
by Inspector Bumtrousers November 19, 2013
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Post-rectal warmth

The uncomfortable warm feeling you get after sitting in a seat that was previously occupied by a "fluffy" person with a huge butt.
"Ewww, that lard butt left post-rectal warmth in my seat!"
by Dockalicious May 19, 2009
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Dad-warmth

The unique bodily property exclusive to dads that allows them to resist frigid weather while wearing their khaki shorts.
Mother:"Your dad went out without a jacket!"
Son:"Eh, he'll be fine. He's got Dad-warmth."
by Flimflambam October 5, 2018
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liquid warmth

warmth in the form of a liquid
the shower provides water as liquid warmth.
by Kevinw05 September 1, 2022
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