War Machine

The girl that you see that could easily be mistaken as a large man. Standing easily a foot over most people around her, and having facial hair is a bonus.War machines have more mass than a high school defensive linemen.

I was going from lunch back to 4th hour when I saw the war machine triumphantly charging into the hallway.
-OR for you non-students-
I was hanging out at Wal Mart when I saw a beast of a war machine heading down the weight gain/facial hair hygiene isle.

by Ben - aka McLovin January 18, 2008

War Machine

Something that is highly unappealing, disgusting, or deserving of scorn.

Man, don't steal the poor guy's sandwich. That's so war machine.

by RespeckKnuckles October 12, 2009

war machine

a black man's penis.

"nigga i had to go to court today and get my child support, cause i couldnt resist dwight's war machine"

"What's the next best thing to Chuck norris's roundhouse? A war machine nigga"

by Asiansensation6576464 May 8, 2008

war machine

The No. 1 Korean Guild on the game Guild Wars.

The guild War Machine owns all other guilds flatout.

by coyote_sprit December 25, 2008

War Machine

A big dribbling wreck of a boy. Can't speak properly, and is probably the most stupid person in the world.

War Machine is a big stupid idiot.

by jonty May 29, 2004

War machine

This is the definition of a feminine looking bloke who tends to have short boy cut hair styles, like that of war machine in black ops 3.

Armanni: That new lass comes through like war machine.
Kian: Oi that my bird u twat
Armanni: pretty sure that’s a bloke

by will vickers 780 October 29, 2019

War Machine

A Marvel superhero Player by actor Don Cheadle, Don’s character, who is part of the MCU (Marvel Cinematic Universe AKA Marvels most known Platform of entertainment), is James Rhodes, an Air force colonel who is best friends with Tony Stark. When Tony Stark First Became Ironman, Tony was very immature, and after a local Ironman meet and greet, he was drunk that night and didn't take his armored suit off, this endangered many people near him, so Rhodes had to steal one of ironmans old suits, and use it to beat him back to his senses. Since that day, Rhodey has militarized that old suit, made it very useful, and became the War Machine. He later joins the Avengers because of how easily he fights with that armor, he is not as good as Iron Man but still very skilled at using that suit. Whats cool is that it took way quicker for Rhodes to learn how to use his suit than it took for Tony to use the Iron Man suit. Yeah thats War Machine...And if I got things wrong, im sorry lol cuz I aint a comic book weeb, these characters are just mad lit so I had to write this low key. anyways peace!!!!

Need back up ?? Just call War Machine

by URBAN RENAISSANCE February 24, 2021