Waney'd

Giving an unreciprocated I love you

Me: Did you hear about how Justin and Gracie's date went? I think he was going to tell her he loved her.
Friend: Yeah, I heard he got Waney'd!

by TurntNByrnt December 20, 2019

wanky-wanky

A nice way to say "a wank".

Dad: What are you doing?
Son: Just having a wanky-wanky!
Dad: Fair enough.

by thetwww October 19, 2015

Wanky

Wanky (wah-aye-enn-key): adj. Word used to describe moments of great sexual attraction and sexual tension.

Used by the one and only Santana lopez.

That Brittany, she is so wanky

by Brittanaislovebitches March 12, 2011

Victor Wanyama

A fucking tank African warrior who plays as a defensive midfielder for Tottenham Hotspur.

Look at victor wanyama getting a red card!

by Asda carpark August 25, 2017

Wanky Poo

When you have a drunken urge to go to the toilet and defecate into your hands and use the excrement to relieve oneself with a masturbation ritual.
This is a disturb sexual pleasure which originated from Northern England.

Man1: I just had the best wank ever by using my poo as lubricant to cum into the toilet bowl.

Man2: I'm looking forward to my Friday night ritual of a wanky poo before going clubbing tonight.

by Rumball June 18, 2014

Wassy Garage

In reference to anal sex with a girl or a guy; the wassy garage is the anal cavity in which usually a male penis is inserted.

Bro it was so sick, she let me put it in her Wassy Garage on the first date

by Zlaw18 November 2, 2021

Watsy Chowdown

When your hard-up friend goes to a bachelor party and performs cunnilingus on a fat, filthy striper.

To Phil's horror, Billy grabbed the drunken stripper and gave her a Watsy Chowdown.

by Anonymous April 26, 2003