wanka

Willy Wanka and the chocolate flavoured condom factory.

get off my car, you little wanka

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 28, 2004

wanka

one who masterbates untill their dick falls off

your a wanka

stop wankaing with yer jamie

oh, ive wankaed it this time

by Daniel Carron =D March 16, 2007

wanka

a girl who is completely flat chested or has a flat ass or a combination of both.

"Man that chick is so flat, she is a complete wanka."

by Officer Jack Meoff February 22, 2008

wanka

straight up faget

that kid is a wanka macin it to guys

by peter May 7, 2003

Wankaness

Someone who jappenees Chinese viteaness and wants a lot

Duck that guys a wankaness

by Sex vibe November 8, 2018

willy wanka

A person who loves chocolate but is a complete wanker.
Derived from a combination of the fictional chocolate maker, willy wonka, and the word wanker.

Pete: Dude, got any more cadbury dairy milk? Then I'll head home to give percy a whack.
Allan: Goddamnit Pete you are such a willy wanka ...

by eggpoop October 23, 2013

spanky wanka

A spanky wanka is a British person whom always spanks his wanker. (Jerks off constantly)

Jon: hey you wanna go hang out with Pedro?
Mike: Not that Spanky Wanka

by bigmike510 December 20, 2014