Wasilla Blackberry

Notes written in the palm of your hand, used to remember what it is you're supposed to say

Sarah Palin referred to her Wasilla Blackberry during her interview at the Tea Party Convention.

by tired of her shit February 10, 2010

Wasilla withdraw

While having anal intercourse one must yell the phrase "drill, baby, drill" several times. Right before your partner is about to climax you pull out leaving the job unfinished. Ideally you should then cum all over their clean laundry, sofa, or other valuable item then cover up by saying "environmental disasters are a part of life, its not my job to clean it up". You then go on a speaking tour charging mutual friends $10 a pop to retell the story.

P.s. Bonus points are awarded if while on top of a fat chick you state "I can see russia from up here".

I pulled the old "Wasilla withdraw" on my ex last night. Want to hear the story? Only cost you $10.

by si_ex_pat September 4, 2010

wasilla

North of Anchorage, Alaska, home of the Iditarod, the Iron Dog, and the best Doob on the planet.

by Will Shootcha October 16, 2003

Wasilla, Alaska

Wasilla, Alaska is a terrible place where drug addicts and criminals live.

Hey, let's leave Wasilla, Alaska so the drug addicts and criminals don't get us.

by E-Dawg 'O' Bling Bling November 13, 2007

Wasilla

A pretty chill place to live, wide open, lots of trails, great place to raise a family. not too much crime, but there are a lot of meth-heads.

even people here hate the Palins. We hate being known for her ignorant ass, and the media reported the worst parts of town, and the dumbest fucking highschool ever.

Dan: good fucking god, that Alaska show with the Palins makes me want to kill myself

Rachel: I know, she's such a stupid ho, she gives us all a bad reputations in Wasilla. she's probably a meth head herself

by Rayrayak February 24, 2011

Wasilla Teleprompter

Crib Notes that have been written on ones hand, containing vague, useless, or redundant information.

During her speech, Sarah forgot to mention that taxes are bad, so she had to check her Wasilla Teleprompter.

by Octo Parrot February 12, 2010

Wasilla Frosty

Snorting coke off an oil drum in Alaska. Outside of summer, anything stored outside in Alaska generally has a dusting of snow on it, so anything snorted would have some real snow and ice in it.

In the new Sarah Palin biography, she does a Wasilla Frosty

by dougr100 September 18, 2011