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Wampus cat 

A furry aggressive feline with very aggressive behavior. Known to on a full moon night. To hunt down men , women , and children of all race, size and color. "TeariClaws" is the strand of razor hook claws. Found on 88% of the wampus cats that where killed and reported. With teeth Sharper then your grandma's HDTV. Mangie they may be. With eyes beedey they will find you and hunt you down.
The wampus cat came out of the darkness and destroyed my 1998 suburban.
Wampus cat by Big big boi January 6, 2022
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Wampus-cat 

Unidentifiable animal, who at a fleeting glimpse in the night only reveals glowing eyes.
"Look, up ahead in the road, a Wampus-cat"
Wampus-cat by Duff Miller August 23, 2006

Wampus Cat (Slang) 

Originally this word was used for an ancient Cherokee Mythological creature. Now it has come to mean a girl who is normally, respectable, like-able, and often pretty, who wen drunk goes on the prowl to hook up with any guy she can.
Dude, she just tried to make out with me on the dance floor for the fourth time.
I know man, she's a wampus cat (slang), watch out.

Wampus Pussum Cat

A mythological feline. Usually with a bad attitude. Capable of wreaking havoc and discord. It's like a Tasmanian Devil, but in cat form..
Watch out for the Wampus Pussum Cat in the woods..

Wompus Cat 

damn look at the wompus cat, he's huge.
Wompus Cat by hoothoot December 24, 2007

wompus cat 

pissed off, irrate, or visibly aggitated.
from appalachian phrase "aunry as a wompus cat" the wompus cat being a feline mammal born without an anus.
-if you were born without a butthole you'd be aunry too-
wompus cat by john hammond August 3, 2007

wumpus cat 

A readily "willing" female of below-average looks, and above-average weight. See also "Sea Donkey".
Man, I know Kelly is your friend and all, but that club-rat is a straight up Wumpus Cat!
wumpus cat by tooty September 26, 2005