chair warmer

A work colleague whose only possible contribution to the workplace could be warming their own chair, as they are utterly useless at everything else required of them

Paul: Why can't Jason do those reports?

Shane: Because he is just a bloody chair warmer!

by not happy Jane August 13, 2009

Dick-warmer Tie

A necktie that is too long on a guy, such that the end of the tie extends to his crotch area.

The employees at Circuit City wore suit jackets and dick-warmer ties.

by Mrrockmusic December 30, 2010

Kirk Wahmmett

Kirk Wahmmett is the lead guitarist of Metallica and is known for not hitting the right notes and abusing his wah pedal during solos.

Kirk Hammett more like Kirk Wahmmett amiright?

by bitchnigger69 June 11, 2018

Bed warmer

A man or woman that a person keeps within a relationship for the sole purpose of not being alone; Company in bed at night and a sexual playmate. The bedwarmer doesn't always know it and is under the impression that the person actually loves him or her.

Ann: Why do you keep him if you hate everything about him?
Jane: I get lonely at night and I don't want to just sleep around with random men
Ann: So he's just like your bed warmer then?

by FlamingPsycho November 13, 2012

Wammie

A parent, or group of parents who want to control the direction of a youth sports team but not volunteer their time.

Did you hear that parent complaining at the game? What a Wammie!!

by D. E. Sanchez November 29, 2014

cammie-wammie

the most beautiful guy you will ever meet. CAN be a jerk, but then he is awesome, so you forgive him. usually likes switchfoot. loves his nickname.

Allyson: "Cammie-Wammie, you're being a jerk."

Cam: "I like switchfoot and the office"

Amy: "we forgive you"

Allyson: "ya"

by aahitscullen April 7, 2009

wimmed

to describe something that no longer works.

My computer is wimmed.

by Bomb Doe January 11, 2009