wake and fry

When you partake of the LSD while, or shortly after, waking up.

- Good morning!
- Dude, why is there a small, rectangular piece of paper in my mouth?
- Time to wake and fry!

by d3ly51d June 20, 2018

Wake and Jenk

The process of huffing Jenkem immediately upon wakening.

"With glue, I just hear voices in my head. But with jenkem, I see visions. " - Tom Cruise

"I always wake and jenk. Everyday. I even got my own batch of home brew." - Area local

by mudbutt55 January 15, 2013

wake and bake

Wake and bake is when you wake up after sleeping and immediately smoke marijuana. It immediately makes one feel an incredible high. Also know as......

"Whats a wake and bake?" said the freshman to the senior......." That's when I arise with red eyes...turn n burn, pillow and billow, roust and roast, resin toast, raise n toast, oj and roll a j, puffin muffin, pancake n bake, BIG BOWL A RAISIN BRAIN BIG BOWL O RESIN MAAAN!, BISQUICK AND QUICK HIT THIS SHIT, scope n dope, listerine and mr green, mach 3 turbo and pack thee herbo, armor n hammer baking soda and peroxide whitening toothpaste and SMOKE SOME WEED! Arise my sticky green villagers. Big meeting at the firepit, be brave my villagers! Some wont make it back...for today nugs will die, but for we as a village, the hour of weed is up on us, for today we PACK THE CHRON AT THE CRACK OF DAWN!"

by GhOsT DoGg 79 March 24, 2010

wake and bake

Toking up right after you wake up.

Morning Drew, I got 10 dollars, feel like a wake n' bake?

by Anonymous July 2, 2003

wake and make a break

when one who has had a one night stand wakes up and sneaks away before having to confront the person they spent the night with.

i woke up in some guy's dorm room after my 21st birthday party- totally a wake and make a break situation.

Frat Guy 1: hey i saw you leave the bar with that blonde last night. you get her number?
Frat Guy 2: Nah, we just did it at her apartment. this morning i had to wake and make a break.

by speedy marie May 18, 2009

Wake and take

A woman who enjoys sex in the morning

I had to miss church this morning because Emily loves to wake and take.

by Chasmanian Devil February 12, 2010

Wake and bate

1. Masturbating as soon as soon as you wake up

2. Masturbating in the morning before doing anything else

I wake and bate every morning in order to wake myself up

by elfrosty May 18, 2014