Wrinkle-plow

The act of having sex with an elderly woman and realizing half way through that you have missed your mark and you are actually thrusting your penis into a bank of wrinkles several inches from her vagina.

That crazy bitch said I was her kid's father when I knew for a fact I only wrinkle-plowed her ass

by Shieldings March 5, 2011

wrinkle rodeo

When a bunch of old ass geezers have an extremely violent orgy in a pit full of animal shit (usually bull or horse shit).

I've heard they're planning a wrinkle rodeo at the retirement home,they might need some volunteers to set it up.

by Frosty Dice July 11, 2021

Wrinkle Rocker

A person who is attracted to the elderly.

My friend keeps hittin on my grandma, he's a wrinkle rocker.

Nasty I bet you would rock those wrinkles, wrinkle rocker.

by Nakonsy May 24, 2008

wrinkle fish

Slang for fecal matter as it resides (i.e. swims) in the toilet bowl.

I feel so much better after dropping a a huge load of wrinkle fish.

by HolyGrail June 13, 2008

wrinkle in the jenny

To take a long, hot bath.

Man, I am stressed dude! I think I'll go take a wrinkle in the Jenny.

by Sweet Jim Mcbab May 30, 2005

wrinkle muncher

a younger individual who is sexually attracted to older people

Jacob, I can't believe you tried hooking up with my grandma, you're such a wrinkle muncher!!

by Torsea October 25, 2020

wrinkle ditch

another name for a woman's genitalia

Last night I totally plowed her wrinkle ditch.

by The Baller 69 February 8, 2009