Sue: Gary, can you grab me some tampons at the Drug Store?
Gary: Jesus christ! Why dont you stockpile a few months worth of White Owls. You know you are going to bleed from the gash every 30 days, why the hell don't you ever have any on hand?
Gary: Jesus christ! Why dont you stockpile a few months worth of White Owls. You know you are going to bleed from the gash every 30 days, why the hell don't you ever have any on hand?
by 4sail September 08, 2006
by andrew jarv August 30, 2008
by Conan of Edinboro October 31, 2007
A slightly outdated term for being intubated in the medical profession. Endotracheal tubes used to be made of white opaque plastic like a white owl cigar tube.
by Bartow Snooks March 29, 2020
A euphemism for the penis of a white guy that never gets laid. A person or one's penis earns this nickname, because, like the endangered owl, no one has ever fucking seen it.
Are you still calling your roommate Jordan's penis the "elusive white owl"?
Yeah, for sure. No girl wants to bone to a Grateful Dead soundtrack.
Yeah, for sure. No girl wants to bone to a Grateful Dead soundtrack.
by AdvocatusDiaboli July 12, 2011
by protocoldroid June 22, 2004