White Noise 

The art of ejaculating in a girl's ear.

That bitch Amy got fresh with me, so I served her my white noise.

After the mushroom tattoo I countered with the white noise to put her down for the count.

White Noise by TulaneDane September 8, 2008

White noise 

When you pour your heart out to someone who doesn't care.

I told him again and again how his actions hurt me, but all he ever hears is white noise.

White noise by NotyourProp July 3, 2018

White noise 

The art of cumming in your partners ear.

Oh baby! Im going to make you hear some white noise tonight!

White noise by Breakfast star October 12, 2014

white noise 

small talk made (usually by white people) in the office or any public setting to people that are in close vecenity to them that they dont know but feel they should speak with (I.E. in an elevator or sitting next to at a bus stop)to kill the awkard silence. the words said in these conversations are usually meaningless and without sincerity and are there for just noise
white people + noise = white noise.

(two people sitting next to each other at a bus stop while it is raining)

person 1: hey how ya doing

person 2: fine thanks

person 1: hey rainy enough for ya!? hahaha

(this convo was pointless and therefor white noise)

white noise by ninjarlou January 23, 2008

White Noise 

Reasonably obscure punk band from Minnesota during the mid-eighties. Not skinhead, despite the name. They were just white and noisy, plain and simple.

Matilda fell on the beer in Richard's basement while White Noise repeated their first set.

White Noise by Anonymus Bosch July 14, 2006

White Noise 

The proccess of cuming onto a drumset and then have someone play the drums (not knowing that you came on it) and the cum flies into their face.

I gave travis barker a white noise and got him very dissapointed.

White Noise by Jake1234312 January 19, 2008

White Noise 

The reduction of hearing due to ejaculation into the aural cavity. This often occurs due to a lack of proper co-ordination during oral sex, or due to premature ejaculation. The penile discharge becomes trapped in the ear and can cause major damage to the ear drum if not quickly cleaned out.

Suzie was hearing 'white noise' after her boyfriend "missed the mark".

White Noise by stiastyles June 12, 2007