what in the absolute fuck 

The most extreme variant of what the fuck. Considered to be one step above what in the actual fuck.

"Hey Tom, we're gonna need you to come in this weekend." "Really?" "Yeah. Also, the client moved the deadline from next month, to next Thursday..." "Okay...What in the absolute fuck?"

what in the absolute fuck by otakudude303 October 8, 2018

What in the actual fuck

Why the fuck would you search this?

What in the actual fuck are you doing here.

What in the actual fuck by Pejdndi January 8, 2020

What in the Mother Fuck? 

“What in the Mother Fuck” you ONLY use in a country accent.

What in the Mother Fuck? You don’t do anything right!

What in the Mother Fuck? by brocousinbro March 3, 2023

What in the freudian fuck?!

Used to express astonishment, shock, incredulity, or disbelief about freudian relations or actions.

My girlfriend said she likes me because I look like her dad. What in the freudian fuck?!

What in the freudian fuck?! by Wurmpienator August 18, 2023

what in the actual fuck

My reaction to almost every single article on this... GODFORSAKEN WEBSITE, roamed by the filthiest of beings make the most DIABOLICAL "sexual" terms that previously didn't exist. (DO NOT LOOK UP ONION RING PLEASE)

Person A: "Hey look at this urban dictionary article! Person B:"WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK ????"

what in the actual fuck by 2Uvas June 18, 2024

What in the actual fuck

Woooooah man!

Hym "What in the actual fuck is going on right now!? What is this game!? The end of act 2 is crazy! I don't even know how to feel right now... What in the fuck? I don't want to spoil it but I... It's like watching someone you love begin to fall off a cliff and as you go to reach for their arm they dissolve into ash... I..."

What in the actual fuck by Hym Iam May 1, 2025

What in the kentucky fried fuck 

when something baffles you so much that you can't say anything but this, this is the only thing you can say when something baffles you so much

Person: *kills your entire team in 5 seconds
Person 2: What in the kentucky fried fuck?

What in the kentucky fried fuck by EpicWordDefiner May 4, 2020