Vuvuzela

A trumpet used in football matches.

Often mistaken with the sound of Chewbacca taking a shit.

Terrorist #1: I went to the toilet the other day. Sounded like a real vuvuzela.
Terrorist #2: I'm not your friend anymore.

by RandomNinja June 16, 2010

Vuvuzela

Cancer.

Allow me to demonstrate my proficiency as a mouth breather, by exhaling into my vuvuleza for 90 minutes.

Hey, do you also feel like being a human mosquito today?

Yep! That's why I brought my vuvuzela! Also, I'm famished. You gonna eat the rest of that battery acid?

by Actualfootballfan June 16, 2018

Vuvuzela

Swarm of bees that was constantly playing during the 2010 World Cup... oh, it's also an " instrument " played by South Africans. Extremely annoying, and hopefully baned before the next World Cup.

Person 1: I tried to watch the World Cup, but all i could hear was a swarm of bees!
Person 2: You mean all those Vuvuzela's?
Person 1: What's that...?

Person 2: It's a South African "instrument".

by DragonTamer2345 June 19, 2010

Vuvuzela

The argument that socialism is unviable just because Venezuela failed. This can also include equivocation of ideologies as disparate as anarcho-communism, social democracy, and Stalinism.

"You want Venezuela!"

"Holy shit not the vuvuzela argument again"

by Sitbear February 10, 2021

Vuvuzela

Annoying and noisy stadium horn commonly used during the 2010 World Cup games in South Africa. In slang, this means an ANNOYING and/or noisy person. A general jackass.

"That Rajon Rondo was such a vuvuzela at the game against the Lakers tonight."

OR

A: "Why did you guys break up?" B: "OMG. He would not shut the eff up, he was a straight vuvuzela. I was trying to watch Sex and the City!"

by fuckyoubuddy June 16, 2010

Vuvuzela

To initially like something and think it's funny but only to find it annoying as hell within a few short moments. Finally, the annoyance to be taken up by worlds population and dominate the world for years...

Vuvuzela

by Awesome Gooner July 4, 2010

Vuvuzela

A Vuvuzela (pronounced Vu-Vu--zayla, and originating from the Zulu word for Arse, Vuvu, and Trumpet, Zela). It is a brightly coloured plastic horn approximately 10 feet in length. The Arse-Trumpet originated in the World Cup losing country of South Africa and is tradtionally played by inserting into the anus and farting as hard as possible. A high fibre diet is required to become an adept Vuvuzela Player, although the only farty note produced is b-flat,..... or b-frat.

1:Bloke- 'Man, who cut the cheese, and what's that F**kin awful sound?'

Other Bloke-'Hey I'm only playing my Vuvuzela my good fellow!'

2: Another Bloke: 'I dun eated so many baked beans, I cud shit thru the eye of my Vuvuzela

by Stephen Fry-pan June 19, 2010